Operation removes lightbulb from man's rear - Page 2

LuciaDisturbed · 07-27-2006, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxyPorkie

I thought you were deaf... deaf people cannot be a nurse....
SxyPorkie

WTF.....

Deaf people can't?

*headdesk*

I have several deaf friends who ARE nurses.

*headdesk again*

Oceanbreeze · 07-27-2006, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuciaDisturbed

WTF.....

Deaf people can't?

*headdesk*

I have several deaf friends who ARE nurses.

*headdesk again*

Exactly, Lucia. Some people are just .... Yeah,

*thud*

Pacman · 07-27-2006, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxyPorkie

I thought you were deaf... deaf people cannot be a nurse....
SxyPorkie

WTF??? You just nothing to know about deaf people in medical center, also that totally pathetic and deaf people can be nurse because some of my friends are deaf and become nurse at hospital and doctor office.

That's fair then you are naive.

Oceanbreeze · 07-27-2006, 04:56 PM

Just about anyone can become a nurse if they have the smarts to get into nursing school. I've even heard of deafies becoming DOCTORS!

Imagine that!

Talk about breaking down stereotypes! We wouldn't want to do that, now would we?

Whatever! I wish more people with all kinds of challenges would have the balls (or the ovaries) to be this brazen. We'd probably would have less trouble with society's atitudes towards those who are "different" if we did.

Pacman · 07-27-2006, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oceanbreeze

Just about anyone can become a nurse if they have the smarts to get into nursing school. I've even heard of deafies becoming DOCTORS!

Imagine that!

Talk about breaking down stereotypes! We wouldn't want to do that, now would we?

Whatever! I wish more people with all kinds of challenges would have the balls (or the ovaries) to be this brazen. We'd probably would have less trouble with society's atitudes towards those who are "different" if we did.

Yea, I agree with you.

There's some deaf lawyers too, also several cashiers at fast food but they wear CI for hear what consumer want for meals.

Taylor · 07-27-2006, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxyPorkie

I thought you were deaf... deaf people cannot be a nurse....
SxyPorkie

I also hear that Deaf people are not allowed to drive..they can't even get a license (imagine that)....can't order food in a restaurant...not even mcdonalds. Deaf people cannot go on cruises, nor can they have a caucus at a well known hotel. Deaf people cannot go to court, and they cannot go to doctors or dentists.......................................... ......

I do know one thing that they can do, though...they can correct you on your stereotyping of Deaf.

horselover61 · 07-28-2006, 07:48 PM

Hey I used to be a nurse. But I wouldn't want to work in the nursing home.

starcharger · 08-23-2006, 06:11 AM

"Yawwwn.....done to death." If like me, you live where there are a zillion gay guys, the hospitals are overflowing with them with lightbulbs, table legs, vases, salamis any other large objects you can gingerly imagine sticking out of their asses. They even shove mice, hamsters and gerbils up there; the hospital staff call it "demousing".

Unsavory, but true.

dsw20t · 11-08-2006, 09:28 PM

right on Taylor!

as for the topic, maybe the guy needed a night light? hehehe yeah, that's some nasty news alright.

ITPjohn · 11-11-2006, 04:27 PM

Here's something else that I found along the same vein, but this idiot did it to himself. How he got in the Army, I'll never understand. Sign him up for Letterman.

Brit burns bum with firecracker - Yahoo! News

Brit burns bum with firecracker
Thu Nov 9, 9:37 PM ET

A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had inserted into his buttocks, paramedics said Thursday. The incident took place Sunday, when Britain celebrated Bonfire Night, traditionally marked with fireworks to celebrate the Guy Fawkes' gunpowder plot to blow up Parliament in the 17th century.

The man suffered burns and other unspecified internal injuries in the incident in Sunderland, 275 miles north of London.

Katherine Shenton, a spokeswoman for the North East Ambulance Service, said a caller had phoned in that the victim was bleeding after the firecracker exploded.

Several of the man's friends recorded the incident on a mobile phone. The blurry images show a man bent over with his pants down and a white flash as the firecracker explodes.

The Times newspaper reported the man is a soldier who recently returned from Iraq.

shel90 · 11-11-2006, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ITPjohn

Here's something else that I found along the same vein, but this idiot did it to himself. How he got in the Army, I'll never understand. Sign him up for Letterman.

Brit burns bum with firecracker - Yahoo! News

Brit burns bum with firecracker
Thu Nov 9, 9:37 PM ET

A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had inserted into his buttocks, paramedics said Thursday. The incident took place Sunday, when Britain celebrated Bonfire Night, traditionally marked with fireworks to celebrate the Guy Fawkes' gunpowder plot to blow up Parliament in the 17th century.

The man suffered burns and other unspecified internal injuries in the incident in Sunderland, 275 miles north of London.

Katherine Shenton, a spokeswoman for the North East Ambulance Service, said a caller had phoned in that the victim was bleeding after the firecracker exploded.

Several of the man's friends recorded the incident on a mobile phone. The blurry images show a man bent over with his pants down and a white flash as the firecracker explodes.

The Times newspaper reported the man is a soldier who recently returned from Iraq.

Oh man...this man needs to join with the guy in the banana suit who tried to light it up with fire but ended up burning himself up.

sillycat · 11-11-2006, 06:18 PM

There lots of not so bright people who do stupid stuff all the time. I would not want to blow up my asshole with small firecracker becuz I don't want to get a pee bag for the rest of my life...

Woofy · 11-12-2006, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuciaDisturbed

Wow, I'm surprised that the bulb didn't break in his rectum...

I recall a website that features true stories and xray pictures of various people with various objects stuck up their rectum...I saw the website a long time ago.

I bet that you are into that sort of thing, huh?

The*Empress · 11-12-2006, 01:31 AM

LOL, He Blow his ass up...

Buffalo · 08-02-2007, 02:30 AM

I read about that in a book long time ago. That is how gay men do that to others in the bars. Once a doctor found a flashlight shining back at him. The object can be anything - like a shot glass.

fredfam1 · 10-04-2007, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SxyPorkie

I thought you were deaf... deaf people cannot be a nurse....
SxyPorkie

Deaf people can be a Nurse! Takes alittle more diligence but it is doable.

Phillips · 10-05-2007, 03:43 AM

Eww!!!

morbid-mongoose · 10-05-2007, 01:43 PM

My mom is an ICU nurse and she once had a patient who had stuck a light bulb up his ass. You have to be really careful removing it or the glass will break.

fredfam1 · 10-05-2007, 07:59 PM

I would not think that anyone would want to be that ENLIGHTENED!
It is not a very BRIGHT idea.
Though finding the reason for it could be ILLUMINATING.
WATT were they thinking?
Perhaps it caused them to feel a small GLOW of excitment.
Certainly the feelings in the operating room were ELECTRIC.
But a caregiver could get nervous and just feel too AMPT out.
CURRENT tendencies are definately towards self abuse.

morbid-mongoose · 10-05-2007, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fredfam1

I would not think that anyone would want to be that ENLIGHTENED!
It is not a very BRIGHT idea.
Though finding the reason for it could be ILLUMINATING.
WATT were they thinking?
Perhaps it caused them to feel a small GLOW of excitment.
Certainly the feelings in the operating room were ELECTRIC.
But a caregiver could get nervous and just feel too AMPT out.
CURRENT tendencies are definately towards self abuse.

Bad puns there, fred.

fredfam1 · 10-05-2007, 08:38 PM

Yes but don't they fall into the "So Ugly They Are Cute" catagory?

morbid-mongoose · 10-05-2007, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by fredfam1

Yes but don't they fall into the "So Ugly They Are Cute" catagory?

Almost, my friend. Almost.

07-27-2006, 04:56 PM	#34 (permalink)
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ITPjohn SAC Class of 05 Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Starship Enterprise... WISH! Posts: 769	Stupid human trick Part 2 Here's something else that I found along the same vein, but this idiot did it to himself. How he got in the Army, I'll never understand. Sign him up for Letterman. Brit burns bum with firecracker - Yahoo! News Brit burns bum with firecracker Thu Nov 9, 9:37 PM ET A 22-year-old man suffered internal injuries after lighting a small firecracker he had inserted into his buttocks, paramedics said Thursday. The incident took place Sunday, when Britain celebrated Bonfire Night, traditionally marked with fireworks to celebrate the Guy Fawkes' gunpowder plot to blow up Parliament in the 17th century. The man suffered burns and other unspecified internal injuries in the incident in Sunderland, 275 miles north of London. Katherine Shenton, a spokeswoman for the North East Ambulance Service, said a caller had phoned in that the victim was bleeding after the firecracker exploded. Several of the man's friends recorded the incident on a mobile phone. The blurry images show a man bent over with his pants down and a white flash as the firecracker explodes. The Times newspaper reported the man is a soldier who recently returned from Iraq.

11-11-2006, 06:18 PM	#42 (permalink)
sillycat Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Kitty travel carrier Posts: 910	There lots of not so bright people who do stupid stuff all the time. I would not want to blow up my asshole with small firecracker becuz I don't want to get a pee bag for the rest of my life... __________________ Where's my kitty litter??

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08-23-2006, 06:11 AM	#38 (permalink)
starcharger Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 47	"Yawwwn.....done to death." If like me, you live where there are a zillion gay guys, the hospitals are overflowing with them with lightbulbs, table legs, vases, salamis any other large objects you can gingerly imagine sticking out of their asses. They even shove mice, hamsters and gerbils up there; the hospital staff call it "demousing". Unsavory, but true.

11-08-2006, 09:28 PM	#39 (permalink)
dsw20t Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Duluth, MN Posts: 18	right on Taylor! as for the topic, maybe the guy needed a night light? hehehe yeah, that's some nasty news alright.

08-02-2007, 02:30 AM	#45 (permalink)
Buffalo Labra lege! Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,198	I read about that in a book long time ago. That is how gay men do that to others in the bars. Once a doctor found a flashlight shining back at him. The object can be anything - like a shot glass.

10-05-2007, 03:43 AM	#47 (permalink)
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10-05-2007, 01:43 PM	#48 (permalink)
morbid-mongoose Asylum Escapee Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Underground Posts: 504	My mom is an ICU nurse and she once had a patient who had stuck a light bulb up his ass. You have to be really careful removing it or the glass will break. __________________ "If you can't dazzle the world with your knowledge, then baffle them with your bullsht."*

10-05-2007, 07:59 PM	#49 (permalink)
fredfam1 Cathe Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 765	Groan and Bare it I would not think that anyone would want to be that ENLIGHTENED! It is not a very BRIGHT idea. Though finding the reason for it could be ILLUMINATING. WATT were they thinking? Perhaps it caused them to feel a small GLOW of excitment. Certainly the feelings in the operating room were ELECTRIC. But a caregiver could get nervous and just feel too AMPT out. CURRENT tendencies are definately towards self abuse.

10-05-2007, 08:38 PM	#51 (permalink)
fredfam1 Cathe Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oregon Posts: 765	Yes but don't they fall into the "So Ugly They Are Cute" catagory?

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