Woman Denies Sherry Enema Charge

Nancy · 02-10-2005, 07:01 PM

Woman Denies Sherry Enema Charge

URL: http://today.reuters.com/news/newsAr...17_N10475525:1

HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas woman indicted last month for allegedly giving her husband a lethal sherry enema said he was an enema addict who did it to himself, a newspaper reported Thursday.

Tammy Jean Warner said late husband Michael Warner had an alcohol problem and enjoyed giving himself wine or sherry enemas because his body would absorb the spirits more quickly that way.

"That's the way he went out and I'm sure that's the way he wanted to go out because he loved his enemas," she told the Houston Chronicle.

Michael Warner, 58, died on May 21 and was found to have a blood alcohol level of 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered too drunk to drive in Texas.

Mrs. Warner, 42, is accused of giving her husband a sherry enema even though she knew alcohol was bad for this health and faces a charge of criminally negligent homicide.

"There's no way I could have gave my husband that enema, no way," she said.

Police in Lake Jackson, Texas, 40 miles south of Houston, said there was evidence that Mr. Warner had received two large bottles of sherry.

"It all started back when he was a child," Mrs. Warner explained. "His mother used to give him enemas all the time, and he started to depend on them."

"He did coffee enemas, he did Castile soap, Ivory soap," she said. "He had enema recipes."

Mrs. Warner, a former bartender who got married to Warner in October 2002, is also charged with destroying his will, but she denied the charge, the Chronicle said.

Currently free on $30,000 bail, she is scheduled to go to trial in July. If convicted, she faces up to two years in prison and a $10,000 fine on each charge.

Nancy · 02-10-2005, 07:03 PM

Now....I wonder, what are enema reciepes?? Put food up your butt??? And coffee enemas??? Ugh.....how can someone put a syringe of coffee with suger and cream up your butt??

***VamPyroX*** · 02-11-2005, 10:21 AM

Hmm... that does make sense. I've heard of cases where guys shove things up their ass such as cement!

ravensteve1961 · 02-11-2005, 03:33 PM

Do differant then women shove a dildo up their A$$ nether.

Taylor · 02-12-2005, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VamPyroX

Hmm... that does make sense. I've heard of cases where guys shove things up their ass such as cement!

Remember, they don't put them there.....they all say they 'Fell' on it

I'll never understand the reasoning behind other enemas, with the exception of medical reasons (some people do get that clogged and its their only option). I'll never get the coffee or wine, and its probably better I don't try to understand it.

Codger · 02-12-2005, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Taylor

..... I'll never get the coffee or wine, and its probably better I don't try to understand it.

I agree. It is one of those cases where you would "have to be one to understand one" IMHO.

Levonian · 02-12-2005, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VamPyroX

Hmm... that does make sense. I've heard of cases where guys shove things up their ass such as cement!

Gerbil, by Stephen Lynch.

I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo.
If Richard Gere can do it, I can too.
I get undressed, I start to lube.
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube.
Wondering just how he'll feel;
will he like it better than his little wheel?
Careful now, he's right beside me.
One more inch and he's inside me - go, gerbil go!
Burrow harder, burrow deeper!
Be my little chimney sweeper!
One thing I forgot about -
how am I supposed to get you out?
So now my gerbil's on easy street.
It’s warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat.
The situation is beyond my control.
Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole.
I try crowbars, I try wires.
I almost had him with a pair of pliers.
I try cheese but he's not biting.
I wish this wasn't so exciting!
Go, gerbil go!
Jesus I am such a sucker!
Please get out you furry fucker!
I think I am getting ill.
Suddenly; he's very, very still.
Now it's too late - my gerbil has died.
I guess I have committed gerbicide.
Here’s some advice - it's very clear-cut.
If you love your gerbil, don’t stick him up your butt.

Nancy · 02-12-2005, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Levonian

Gerbil, by Stephen Lynch.

I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo.
If Richard Gere can do it, I can too.
I get undressed, I start to lube.
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube.
Wondering just how he'll feel;
will he like it better than his little wheel?
Careful now, he's right beside me.
One more inch and he's inside me - go, gerbil go!
Burrow harder, burrow deeper!
Be my little chimney sweeper!
One thing I forgot about -
how am I supposed to get you out?
So now my gerbil's on easy street.
It’s warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat.
The situation is beyond my control.
Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole.
I try crowbars, I try wires.
I almost had him with a pair of pliers.
I try cheese but he's not biting.
I wish this wasn't so exciting!
Go, gerbil go!
Jesus I am such a sucker!
Please get out you furry fucker!
I think I am getting ill.
Suddenly; he's very, very still.
Now it's too late - my gerbil has died.
I guess I have committed gerbicide.
Here’s some advice - it's very clear-cut.
If you love your gerbil, don’t stick him up your butt.

LOL

***VamPyroX*** · 02-13-2005, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Levonian

Gerbil, by Stephen Lynch.

I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo.
If Richard Gere can do it, I can too.
I get undressed, I start to lube.
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube.
Wondering just how he'll feel;
will he like it better than his little wheel?
Careful now, he's right beside me.
One more inch and he's inside me - go, gerbil go!
Burrow harder, burrow deeper!
Be my little chimney sweeper!
One thing I forgot about -
how am I supposed to get you out?
So now my gerbil's on easy street.
It’s warm and cozy and there's plenty to eat.
The situation is beyond my control.
Gotta find a way to get him out of his hole.
I try crowbars, I try wires.
I almost had him with a pair of pliers.
I try cheese but he's not biting.
I wish this wasn't so exciting!
Go, gerbil go!
Jesus I am such a sucker!
Please get out you furry fucker!
I think I am getting ill.
Suddenly; he's very, very still.
Now it's too late - my gerbil has died.
I guess I have committed gerbicide.
Here’s some advice - it's very clear-cut.
If you love your gerbil, don’t stick him up your butt.

That's a weird story.
I've got an answer for you.
I cannot believe
That I thought of this too.
Get a box of matches
And pull out a match.
Strike it on the box.
Throw it down the hatch.
Be sure to cover your eyes
And squeeze your butt.
Also cover your ears
And hope not to blow your guts!

02-10-2005, 07:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Nancy Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Central FL Posts: 2,291	Woman Denies Sherry Enema Charge Woman Denies Sherry Enema Charge URL: http://today.reuters.com/news/newsAr...17_N10475525:1 HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas woman indicted last month for allegedly giving her husband a lethal sherry enema said he was an enema addict who did it to himself, a newspaper reported Thursday. Tammy Jean Warner said late husband Michael Warner had an alcohol problem and enjoyed giving himself wine or sherry enemas because his body would absorb the spirits more quickly that way. "That's the way he went out and I'm sure that's the way he wanted to go out because he loved his enemas," she told the Houston Chronicle. Michael Warner, 58, died on May 21 and was found to have a blood alcohol level of 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered too drunk to drive in Texas. Mrs. Warner, 42, is accused of giving her husband a sherry enema even though she knew alcohol was bad for this health and faces a charge of criminally negligent homicide. "There's no way I could have gave my husband that enema, no way," she said. Police in Lake Jackson, Texas, 40 miles south of Houston, said there was evidence that Mr. Warner had received two large bottles of sherry. "It all started back when he was a child," Mrs. Warner explained. "His mother used to give him enemas all the time, and he started to depend on them." "He did coffee enemas, he did Castile soap, Ivory soap," she said. "He had enema recipes." Mrs. Warner, a former bartender who got married to Warner in October 2002, is also charged with destroying his will, but she denied the charge, the Chronicle said. Currently free on $30,000 bail, she is scheduled to go to trial in July. If convicted, she faces up to two years in prison and a $10,000 fine on each charge.

02-11-2005, 10:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
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Nancy Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Central FL Posts: 2,291	Now....I wonder, what are enema reciepes?? Put food up your butt??? And coffee enemas??? Ugh.....how can someone put a syringe of coffee with suger and cream up your butt??

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ravensteve1961 Banned Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Here Posts: 3,940	Do differant then women shove a dildo up their A$$ nether.