Seattle Woman, 33, Arrested After "Humping" Lawn Chairs

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A Washington woman who was wearing a short dress and no underwear is facing an indecent exposure charge after allegedly “humping” lawn chairs, exposing herself to a woman and two children, and urinating in public, according to police.

Sila Hans, 33, was arrested earlier this month by cops responding to a report of “an intoxicated female exposing herself and urinating on the lawn” of a Seattle residence.

A female witness told officers that Hans, seen above, “had come onto her lawn and was ‘humping’ the lawn chairs,” according to a Seattle Police Department report. The woman added that she and her two children--ages 15 and 11--watched Hans’s late-afternoon performance from a window in their home.

After grinding on the lawn chairs, Hans allegedly “exposed her vagina,” and then “smacked” her genitals “with her hand multiple times.” Additionally, the witnesses reported that Hans relieved herself on the lawn and “bent over and exposed her bottom.”
Cops who confronted Hans reported that she was “extremely intoxicated” and “displaying erratic behavior.” She was “wearing a short dress with no underwear,” noted Officer Nicolas Olsen, who arrested Hans for indecent exposure.

Seattle Woman, 33, Arrested After "Humping" Lawn Chairs, Exposing Self | The Smoking Gun
 
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Geee.. Alcoholism certainly brings out the worst in people. My friend in Utah had to call the cops 'cause a guy and a woman were doing nocturnal activities on his front lawn.
 
That's whacked! Smh
 
KikLove said:
:laugh2: Woooow!
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Did you notice the woman watch everything the drunk woman did before calling the cops.
I once saw an ad for apartment for rent in California and the ad said no lawn chairs where allowed maybe this is why lawn chairs where not allowed. People where humping them. :giggle:
 
She did those things because she had no one to satisfy her. :lol: I guess that's why she went crazy.
 
Before I got to the second sentence I knew alcohol was involved.
 
CrazyPaul said:
Why would you have to get rid of her chair which is not on your property?
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"Sila Hans, 33, was arrested earlier this month by cops responding to a report of “an intoxicated female exposing herself and urinating on the lawn” of a Seattle residence."

It was not her property it was on 'a Seattle residence ' property .
 
This woman needs help big time.
 
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