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Unread 05-10-2012, 05:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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70-year-old virgin says she’s finally ready for love

The 2005 film "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," grossed nearly $200 million worldwide based on the premise of a man who went without sex into midlife. But one real-life woman has managed to stay a virgin up to her 70th birthday.

That could be about to change. "Now's the time. I'm ready to take the plunge for the right bloke," she tells the Sun."My standards are still very high, though. I'm hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire."

Shaw says she doesn't believe in sex before marriage and has been too busy with her career as a cabaret dance to settle down. "I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man," she said. "You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins."

According to worldwide statistics, the average person retains his or her virginity until 17.3 years of age. A 2010 Yahoo! reader survey found similar numbers, with readers giving an average age of 17.5 before having sex for the first time.

The paper notes that despite her voluntary lifelong abstinence, Shaw goes by the stage name "The Sexational Pam," and once fraternized with male sex symbols like "It's Not Unusual" singer Tom Jones and James Bond actor Roger Moore.

Shaw dressed as singer Tina Turner (John Robertson/Barcroft Media /Landov)

"Tom Jones was very good looking and we used to chat occasionally before I went on stage as the opening act," she said. "In the late 60s we performed together. There was only a curtain separating our dressing areas."

Shaw says she lived with her mother until she passed away at the age of 97 in 1995. Ironically, Shaw says men have often made incorrect assumptions about her sex life, or lack thereof, because of her career in the entertainment industry.

"I've never really been intimate with a man, just a bit of kissing. I had a sexy stage name and dressed sexy but that was all for my career," she said.

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Unread 05-10-2012, 06:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I must admit, she looks pretty damned good.....bring on the Viagra!!!
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Unread 05-11-2012, 09:46 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Dress like slut and yet, a virgin...
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Unread 05-11-2012, 02:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I would hit that..oh yeah.. She would be so proud of her womanhood. She's got to be the oldest virgin I've ever know. My old neighbor who is in his mid 50's never touch a woman in his life. I made a joke about him the other day..The only woman ever saw his penis was his mother.
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Unread 05-11-2012, 03:08 PM   #5 (permalink)
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no not this one but there's this older woman at my parents' condo that I'd hit it. she's probably in her late 50's or early 60's. she's surprisingly in great shape and quite attractive with a hint of Madeline Pierce allure. how I know? cuz we worked out in same gym

but not anymore now since I don't live there
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this thread is screaming for jiro.
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why is it men find it odd that woman dont want sex and why it make world headlines yes she was interviewed on uk tv,In over 70yrs she not found anybody she fancied, fair enough.fact a woman can find better things to do whats the problem,Just little observations but she made a real pot load of money going on tv and taking it to the media her lack of sex drive,all that money for not laying on her back
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I believe in waiting until you get married to have sex, but if I don't fall in love and get married by the time I'm 25, all bets are off. I'll just let my natural desires take over. Unless you took a vow of celibacy like a nun, I can't imagine never experiencing sex.

She's a hot lady for her age!
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I wonder if she wants kids?
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I believe in waiting until you get married to have sex, but if I don't fall in love and get married by the time I'm 25, all bets are off. I'll just let my natural desires take over. Unless you took a vow of celibacy like a nun, I can't imagine never experiencing sex.

She's a hot lady for her age!
Why 25? Age doesn't matter, you can wait until 70, 80, 90, all bets are off.
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wtf? omg what is hell? lol 0.o
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wtf? omg what is hell? lol 0.o
What do you think of Lolo Jones? She is 29 yr old virgin olympic athlete. I'd be all over on that even though I wouldnt be able to penetrate her. She is a babe!..love watchin her run.
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What do you think of Lolo Jones? She is 29 yr old virgin olympic athlete. I'd be all over on that even though I wouldnt be able to penetrate her. She is a babe!..love watchin her run.
no offense!! off topic not appreciate words!
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LOL, he big tall dark handsome's probably doesnt work anymore LMAO
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but scarlet she doesnt want a dyke with strap ons
lol
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but scarlet she doesnt want a dyke with strap ons
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no offense!! off topic not appreciate words!
Ok, my bad..

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What's that?
How old are ya? Ill give you a hint..Grummer bends over for strap-ons.
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How old are ya? Ill give you a hint..Grummer bends over for strap-ons.
Not interested in a hint!
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oh dear,scarlet has to ask what strap on is then she under age and no persue it with her.let her find out herself in goodness of time
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Caz12 Maybe it's not that I don't know what it is..
Maybe am not interested enough to do what the whole sentence mean..
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Deaftim probably secretly owns one for himself, to unclog himself while it strapped on his toilet seat
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ya sick ass..
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is it just me or someone is deleting some comments?!
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How old are ya? Ill give you a hint..Grummer bends over for strap-ons.

inappropriate behavior!! manner!! no reason

I high wise on doubt observe your seems on seems quality on ironic!
that is why I tell you no reason you avoid on language!!!
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How old are ya? Ill give you a hint..Grummer bends over for strap-ons.
this girl looks 12. wtf is wrong with you two shitheads?
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What's that?
have "the talk" with your parents or someone else your age.
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inappropriate behavior!! manner!! no reason

I high wise on doubt observe your seems on seems quality on ironic!
that is why I tell you no reason you avoid on language!!!
yes sir

[QUOTE=C.C.Sinned;2080869]this girl looks 12. wtf is wrong with you two shitheads?


Im sure she is older than that,sucka.
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