How To Clean The Toilet A New And Fun Way!!!

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My older sister send email to me:

HOW TO CLEAN THE TOILET A NEW AND FUN WAY!!!

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of
pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry
him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
and close both lids. You may need to stand on the
lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the
cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This
provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be
sure that there are no people between the bathroom
and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak
through the bathroom, and run outside where he will
dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling
clean.

Sincerely, The Dog
 
Deathpit said:
My older sister send email to me:

HOW TO CLEAN THE TOILET A NEW AND FUN WAY!!!

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of
pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry
him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
and close both lids. You may need to stand on the
lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the
cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This
provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be
sure that there are no people between the bathroom
and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak
through the bathroom, and run outside where he will
dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling
clean.

Sincerely, The Dog
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:rofl: someday i should try this :D
 
Hmm... this isn't such a bad idea! I'll recommend this to a friend of mine who has a cat! Hehehe!
 
Cat? :nono:

I´ll :whip: you & wash your brain in the toilet to clean if you do to hurt innocent cats. :P

I´m cat lover...
 
:fu:
Deathpit said:
My older sister send email to me:

HOW TO CLEAN THE TOILET A NEW AND FUN WAY!!!

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of
pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry
him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
and close both lids. You may need to stand on the
lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the
cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This
provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be
sure that there are no people between the bathroom
and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak
through the bathroom, and run outside where he will
dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling
clean.

Sincerely, The Dog
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:fu2: I don't think if i find somebody who mess up with my cats.. i am gonna for :whip: somebody!!!!!
 
CAT qq :nono:

use the DOG instead!!!!!!!!!! (remmy there are little doggies -- think toy poodles :lol: )

anyone who uses a cat would be :whip: for sure!!!!

cat lover here!!!! *cat chorus* meow meow meow
 
Deathpit said:
My older sister send email to me:

HOW TO CLEAN THE TOILET A NEW AND FUN WAY!!!

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of
pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry
him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
and close both lids. You may need to stand on the
lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the
cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This
provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be
sure that there are no people between the bathroom
and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak
through the bathroom, and run outside where he will
dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling
clean.

Sincerely, The Dog
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ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
 
Nice, one time when my brother was high :dunno: he stuck my cat in the washing machine.... I opened up that lid and I thought that cat was a bolt of lightning!! :laugh2: :D
 
:giggle: Sure am glad that it's a joke! :P Cos if it was for real, I'd be crying out 'animal cruelty!'.
 
WaterRats13 said:
:giggle: Sure am glad that it's a joke! :P Cos if it was for real, I'd be crying out 'animal cruelty!'.
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I don't think it's cruelty! I think it's fun! Hehehe!
 
*HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* :nono: dont think abt take cats!!! i am cat lover!!! why not use dogs or other animals??? why not take JAVA'S dog LILO!!!!??? *run away*
 
TweetyBird said:
*HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS* :nono: dont think abt take cats!!! i am cat lover!!! why not use dogs or other animals??? why not take JAVA'S dog LILO!!!!??? *run away*
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naw... better JAVA's coffee then Java will dive into the toilet to catch her coffee! :giggle:
 
lamo.. i will do tht if i find any spray cat.. it will be so so fun!! for cat lover dont feel like this... :cry: but i will make a :deal: hehe :evil:
 
Tsk, tsk! :nono:

I'm joining the other cat lovers here and take out my trusty whip too!

:whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:

Your butt will probably be too sore to sit! :lol:
 
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