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Unread 06-10-2003, 03:34 PM   #1
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Where do redheads come from?

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician.

"Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."



"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families
on both sides had jet-black hair for generations."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?"

The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months"

" Well, there you have it," the doctor said confidently. "it's rust."
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Unread 06-10-2003, 03:56 PM   #2
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Heh, i like it.

Good joke.
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Unread 06-10-2003, 05:19 PM   #3
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hahaha Sabrina -- those jokes are HILARIOUS!!! keep em coming!!!!!!!
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RUST?? hahahaha oh gawd my tummy hurts!
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Unread 06-11-2003, 07:11 AM   #6
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silence Gold and his wife may have a baby with redhead No wonder, he puts a lot of jelly on her.

Silence Gold has no common sense to ask Tin Man to borrow the oil to prevent the rust. *sigh*





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Unread 06-11-2003, 02:45 PM   #7
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I heard that redheads require more novacaine than normal.
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lucky I don't have red hair
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Unread 06-15-2003, 05:20 PM   #11
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I always tease my redhead friends about their red hair:

"No, they are NOT called redheads!! The politically correct way call them are firecrotches!!"
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I lost my oil can...has anyone seen it?

"Oh there! thank you thank you!"

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Wait a minute, I found jelly jar from garage with black on it. It is excellent product ! Do not worry, it is clean
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Deaf258 hahahahah

i have known a few redheads and theyre a bit TOO MUCH!!!!!
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no wonder!!!! tee hee
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Quote:
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Deaf258 hahahahah

i have known a few redheads and theyre a bit TOO MUCH!!!!!

THATS no doubt abt it fly free :-X I KNOW exactly WHOM ur talking abt :-X dang

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Unread 06-21-2003, 05:24 AM   #18
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good joke!

Redheads run in my dad's family. I can't grow a goatee, because it looks reddish and clashes with my dark blonde hair. My uncle used to tell me, whenever I asked him why his two sons both had red hair, that our cells are mutant cells. *lach*
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Quote:
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I lost my oil can...has anyone seen it?

"Oh there! thank you thank you!"

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How about the vaseline since 1920's ? I think it is working for you guys !
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Waaaa... I'm a redhead!! funny.. very funny
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good joke!

Redheads run in my dad's family. I can't grow a goatee, because it looks reddish and clashes with my dark blonde hair. My uncle used to tell me, whenever I asked him why his two sons both had red hair, that our cells are mutant cells. *lach*
Obviously, your pubic has also reddish and clashes. it must be glow at night time ?? Cool !!
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!!! Good Joke! Sabrina,
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uh oh glow in the dark? Knuifje75, Show us if it does.
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uh oh glow in the dark? Knuifje75, Show us if it does.

We could grab it in few second. See glow hot dog ! Isn't it amazing in the dark? It reminds me of Halloween glow stick to carry it around in the night time.

That would be fun! Give it a try ! Cheri
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Unread 01-21-2004, 01:25 PM   #26
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hahahaha!! Sabrina, I doubt he would let us touch it. Halloween glow in the dark sticks are kewl!! I love them too reminds me of those condoms that glow in the dark but the glow in the dark sticks are too thin lmao!
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Are you talking about ME and my OWN Redhead families?!?!
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Originally Posted by CrazyRedHeadWV
Are you talking about ME and my OWN Redhead families?!?!
Flabbergast!! Obviously, it was YOU !! How come your Mom and Dad were very rusty in their bed?

Poor your neighbors! They made alot of noise squeak really loud when they made a love. Your Mom need to get a special oil from tin man to prevent squeak.
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Unread 05-10-2004, 09:01 AM   #29
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Hahaha!

No, they did put lubicrant when they made me..
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haha thats cute!
Got some red heads in my family..but i dont!
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