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Two kids decide to start swearing in front of their Mother.
A 6 year old and a 5 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" Says the 6 year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing."
The 5 year old nods his head in approval, so the 6 year old says, "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, Ok?"
"Ok" the 5 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast.
"Sh*t, Mom, I don't know. I suppose I'll have some Fruit Loops."
*Whack*...she spanks him. He flew out of his chair, tumbling on the floor, then ran upstairs crying.
She looked at the 5 year old and asked with a stern voice, "and what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know, Mom, but it won't be f**king Fruit Loops."
A 6 year old and a 5 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" Says the 6 year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing."
The 5 year old nods his head in approval, so the 6 year old says, "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, Ok?"
"Ok" the 5 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast.
"Sh*t, Mom, I don't know. I suppose I'll have some Fruit Loops."
*Whack*...she spanks him. He flew out of his chair, tumbling on the floor, then ran upstairs crying.
She looked at the 5 year old and asked with a stern voice, "and what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know, Mom, but it won't be f**king Fruit Loops."
