Men Are Just Happier People

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Men Are Just Happier People--

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

(To all men):



Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.


No wonder men are happier.
 
men are stronger physically
but women are stronger emotionally.
women have to nurture babies, give birth, be on menstrual cycle,
deal with uncontrollable men, prove we can work in workforce,
and so on. :(
 
oh please

and all of that stuff is self inflicted..
no straight man in the world said..."maybe you would look better if you had blue lids and bright red cheeks..and black out line on your lips."

hair? have you ever seen a straight man really pay attention to your hair? hell no! but you insist on spending $200 on a cut and "highlighs"..that money could have bought a set of sockets that will be still good when my great great grand kids work on their atomic hyrdo scooter...

wedding dress? why the hell do you spend 5000 bucks on a dress you only wear 1 time? WTF? that money could have been spent on a trip to china ..on gas for a drive acrooss america and back...with stops in mexico and canada.

now as for shoping...yes we can shop for 30 people in 30 min...the reason is we think about it on the way to the store...NOT IN THE STORE AT THE CASH REGISTER ....AFTER LOOKING AT SHIT FOR 5 HOURS!!!!! come on ...its not that hard!

men do not tell women to wear shoes that pinch your feet and hurt your back and make walk on your toes...this is proff that women do not listen when men have been telling you ..WE LIKE SHORT WOMEN!!

now lets see..i have a pair of dress shoes..custom made... i can go to a wedding and dance from 9am to midnight..no problems.
i have a pair of custom made cowboy boots..i can walk all damn day still feel good when i get home 15 hours later...
i have a set of ...yup! custom made motorcycle boots. i ride 48 hours straight..only stopping for gas and food breaks...no problems from the vibrations of the bike...so..thats 3 sets of shoes that cost me $1500 ....15 years ago, and i still have have them..i get them resoled when needed...and buy some decks shoes when i go sailing.....simply put..i do not listen to bullshit magazine tell me what is "in"..

i know cool when i see it..and spending $7000 every year on new clothes and shoes ...is not cool!
 
and all of that stuff is self inflicted.. :shock:

no straight man in the world said..."maybe you would look better if you had blue lids and bright red cheeks..and black out line on your lips."

because you men don't wanna date a woman look like a boy.


hair? have you ever seen a straight man really pay attention to your hair?

do you like bald head women or long hair women?

wedding dress? why the hell do you spend 5000 bucks on a dress you only wear 1 time? WTF? that money could have been spent on a trip to china ..on gas for a drive acrooss america and back...with stops in mexico and canada.

To pass on to daughters and to granddaughters...

now as for shoping...yes we can shop for 30 people in 30 min...the reason is we think about it on the way to the store...NOT IN THE STORE AT THE CASH REGISTER ....AFTER LOOKING AT SHIT FOR 5 HOURS!!!!! come on ...its not that hard!

Oh is that why those men wear baggy pants and large size coats?
Speaking of large size coats, will you men dress like those men in the movie,
Star Wars in the future? Dressing like Darth Vader too?

men do not tell women to wear shoes that pinch your feet and hurt your back and make walk on your toes...this is proff that women do not listen when men have been telling you ..WE LIKE SHORT WOMEN!!

We didn't wear those shoes for you men. We didn't put on makeup for you men. We don't wear dresses for you men. Mothers told us to do it. Because we thought we suppose to wear that. Peers. Now most women don't wear makeup and high heel shoes

Same thing with you men, Businesses brainwashed you guys to wear cologne, tie or a bow, (why wear a tie or bow), and why you guys wear suits (are you guys penguins?), why drink beer or smoke, or why you guys have to play FOOTBALL and Boxers (ouch), why you guys have to watch sports, why you guys have to have shorter hair style? Why you guys
can't wear pink? Why you guys gotta shave, why not get a laser to permanent remove facial hair? Why you guys gotta wear ugly big shoes?
Why you guys have to play videogames? Why you guys like to look at porn magazines?
 
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:rofl: That is so true! My dad does last Christmas presents on Christmas Eve and only spends 5 minutes at the store just for one person. He told us that he grab whatever is on sale and go to the counter and pay for it and get the hell out. Then he goes to another store does the same thing. :rofl:

Men do garbage yep, That my son's job now. :giggle:

That's so correct, Men don't have to be pregnant or have pms like women do.. Consider themselves soo darn lucky!

Yep, They can wear no shirt at anywhere. But, It might not be too attractive to me when they are all hairy front and back. *Yikes* If they have a nice body with muscles. Oh baby! :naughty:

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. (rofl) so true! My dad always make a quick call and hung up. He doesn't have no patient for long conversation calls.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Ours are higher! $8.00 to 10.00 a piece. Depends on where you go. :Ohno:

:rofl: Thanks for sharing this PeachyLady. It was so funny and so true! :hug:
 
oh boy

because you men don't wanna date a woman look like a boy.
most of my girlfreinds looked great with no make up...the ones who used it,did not need it.

do you like bald head women or long hair women?
i have dated women from bald and hair leagths all the way down to the floor! we just dont care about your hair! if your nice to look at and a nice person ..that is what we want.

To pass on to daughters and to granddaughters...
oh please..bad reason, how many times does that happen. i have been to about 50 or so wedddings...and i never saw a passed down dress.
the coolest,and most beautiful dress i ever saw was made out of paper!!! with a 10 foot long train that was signed by all of the guests and had snap shots from the wedding on it. i had it framed and hung it on the freinds wall for them...it only cost $250 to make and frame..thanks to the students in phila acadamy of fine arts.

Oh is that why those men wear baggy pants and large size coats?
Speaking of large size coats, will you men dress like those men in the movie,
Star Wars in the future? Dressing like Darth Vader too?
i do not know one person who has clothes like that.the only person i know who wheres baggy pants ,is a really hot woman!

We didn't wear those shoes for you men. We didn't put on makeup for you men. We don't wear dresses for you men. Mothers told us to do it. Because we thought we suppose to wear that. Peers. Now most women don't wear makeup and high heel shoes
where do you live? on the moon? all you need to do is walk in to any city and look at shoes at 5 pm..or go to a club and see how many have them.

i do where ties.. i do were pink ..and i tell every guy who makes a comment about it ..to go suck his mothers dick..real men love pink..it is the color of every womans sweet spot....
we watch sports because we like action..soaps have none..or are so fucking slow..and have to many stupid people..
we like porn because it makes our dick hard! and we like that feeling.

unless you count motor oil ,i do not wear colonge,drink beer ,or smoke. and i do not have ugly shoes...i shave in the summer and haver a beard when its cold...simply put most men do not follow fashion,they buy clothes when the need new clothes..if it happens to be "in style" its luck.

i buyild up motorcycle..and i do giuve a monkey fart about whats "in " in the motorcycle world.. i build up what works...not just what is "cool" now...i make what will be cool forever... a nice bike the works well.
 
I just thought it was funny, but true for most of it. Glad that some of you enjoyed reading my thread. Most men are so simple in what they want. Women usually want specific things and more. I'm not saying that Men are better...only that Men and Women are DIFFERENT, and that it's alright. smile My husband doesn't expect a LOT from me...he's happy with the way I am and didn't ask me to improve or anything. I often times asked him if he's really happy with me and he was dumbfounded because he really was satisfied with who I am. I lurv him to pieces! :hug:
 
I personally don't mind bald women...it all depends as it does with men. Some look sexy, some look scary.

Makeup? Nope. Don't need it. Most women I know look...no, make that pretty much ALL the women I know look great without it!

Shoes? Fageddaboutit. I don't understand why a woman has to have a pair of shoes for every possible combination of outfits that she can put together with anything she can find.

Underwear...yep. Nice for it to be cheap, though I don't understand why the simple cotton briefs are not cheaper for y'all. Maybe it's the colors...?

Laser hair removal for the face...hmm. Now there's an idea. But every now and then i grow my beard back to give my boss fits. I like the option.

Ahh..now videogames and sports. We men are not allowed to be violent, so BOTH those endeavors are good ways to release our stress. I encourage any woman to try either and see if they don't feel better afterwards...try Halo 2 on the X-Box.

Porn? I don't know about others, but I actually prefer erotic lesbian porn. I love women. I love the look of a woman's body. They're beautiful, fat or slim, and I actually like the in-between look. The 'real-person' look. I don't like straight porn because if it ain't me doing the pumping, then I don't want to see it.

I don't dress like Darth Vader (though I like the Hugh Jackman Van Helsing look...don't dress like it though). I hate ties, but I've found out that, in the business world, the tie is more or less a symbol to play along with the game of whatever's being done...it's a symbol of conformity and normalcy. People who dress outside the norm in a business world are less trusted by others and are deemed loose-cannons...unpredictable. I hate that.

But when it comes to dressing drastically different, like with a long trench coat, the goth look, et.al., I think both sexes dress drastically different for the same reasons...low self-esteem.

But I like the differences between men and women...without the humor I'd go nuts!!
 
Some men couldn't be happier without their women, cause they depending on their women to cook for them.... :o ...

Btw, good thread PL, seem so true!...
 
the whole thing about the phone is not true my grandpa is on the phone for 45 mins mostly talking about his "pathetic life" ...... :squint:
 
Good thread, PL!!

I don't wear make up only on special occasions, I hate dresses and dress shoes!!!! I'm very much of a blue jeans and t-shirt girl with a 3 year old tennis shoes, I bought a 3 dollar cool shoes from a thrift store and everyone assumed that it was about 90 dollars.. I'm not all for the girlie girl thingy but I'm STRAIGHT! I'm just being me and that's who I am. I may not be attractive to draw men to me but I do know that I draw men for my personality not my looks. Also, I hardly pay any attention to myself but to focus on other people's needs. I've had people telling me that I need to take care of myself but I don't feel that way.

The only thing I've struggled is having a baby and nurtured, and being a mother is the toughest job for me but its worth it! It makes me a happier woman.. Men may have led an easier life but not happier than us women. I do know for a fact that Men are just as equal as women! I've seen men struggle with jobs, kids, wives, life itself, even their hobbies... But yeah.. I totally believe that women are emotionally stronger than men do because we women express too much of our feelings, Most men hold back.. Not all! that's the only way men feel is that they need to be in "charge" and not let women run over them!

the years are going by, women are getting stronger by the minute! Its the only way women defend themselves not to be controlled but to be treated equally!
 
^Angel^ said:
Some men couldn't be happier without their women, cause they depending on their women to cook for them.... :o ...

Btw, good thread PL, seem so true!...
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Thanks sis Angel! :hug:
 
RebelGirl said:
Good thread, PL!!

I don't wear make up only on special occasions, I hate dresses and dress shoes!!!! I'm very much of a blue jeans and t-shirt girl with a 3 year old tennis shoes, I bought a 3 dollar cool shoes from a thrift store and everyone assumed that it was about 90 dollars.. I'm not all for the girlie girl thingy but I'm STRAIGHT! I'm just being me and that's who I am. I may not be attractive to draw men to me but I do know that I draw men for my personality not my looks. Also, I hardly pay any attention to myself but to focus on other people's needs. I've had people telling me that I need to take care of myself but I don't feel that way.

The only thing I've struggled is having a baby and nurtured, and being a mother is the toughest job for me but its worth it! It makes me a happier woman.. Men may have led an easier life but not happier than us women. I do know for a fact that Men are just as equal as women! I've seen men struggle with jobs, kids, wives, life itself, even their hobbies... But yeah.. I totally believe that women are emotionally stronger than men do because we women express too much of our feelings, Most men hold back.. Not all! that's the only way men feel is that they need to be in "charge" and not let women run over them!

the years are going by, women are getting stronger by the minute! Its the only way women defend themselves not to be controlled but to be treated equally!
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Me too...I don't wear make up most of time either and I tend to wear blue jeans on most days and a casual shirt. I do dress up once in a while, but not often. Good post, Rebelgurl! I like ur post. hugs!
 
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