How to return your wife...

Tried poisoning cakes,
Stripping her brakes,
Salting her pork chops with lime.

Wiring her chair,
Igniting her hair,
Even though arson's a crime.

But I failed at each plot
'Til I suddenly thought
Of a way that would set me free!

I got rid of her for good and, know what?
They couldn't do a thing to me!

I took her back to Wal-Mart!
They'll take anything back you know!

They said they couldn't recall selling her,
But they must have if I said so.

They just credited her to my Visa
And said, "Ya'll come back now, 'ya hear?"
They were so nice, polite, pleasant and insistent,
I'll take back her mother next year!

They'll take anything back at Wal-Mart,
Though it's broken or rotten or sweet.

And know what else? This time of year
You don't even need a receipt!


I LOVE WAL-MART!

Lol!!!!!!


I needed that!!!

Now the question remains: What do I do, there's no walmart in Boulder?

Drive into Fort Collins They got one