The parrot

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The parrot

The woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith."
 
Liebling:-))) said:
The parrot

The woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."

When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith."
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BUSTED!! :rofl: wish i was hearing so i could get a parrot to test my future hubby!? :rofl:
 
BUSTED as well :Owned: This remind me of another Parrot story, I think somebody else or perhap I did told the story before but I'll go ahead and mention it...

Two elders lived in a nice home who used to go out all the time at early evening to the church for Bingo.

A robber have been studying their departing and arrival their residence for couple days.

One night the robber decides to bulzrgize their home as soon the elders went out to Bingo.

The robber spotted a little opened window so he wouldn't cause anythingto break while breaking in...

So he goes in and start with the bedroom upstair then down to the living room, as soon he grabbed the VCR player...

"I see you, Jesus see you" He heard those word and jumped around and shouted, "Who goes there?!"

No replies, he proceed to turn around to get the DVD player... and again! "I see you, Jesus see you"

Spooked "WHO GOES THERE?!" He said, seeing no on around and proceed back to his stealing...

"I see you, Jesus see you" then he look around again and turn on his flashlight and look for the voice and shoned on the parrot bird...

The bird said "I see you, Jesus see you" The robber laughed and walk over and attempted to get a cloth over the cage and see a rottweiler coming in the room. "Sic him JESUS!" said the bird.
 
nozobo said:
BUSTED as well :Owned: This remind me of another Parrot story, I think somebody else or perhap I did told the story before but I'll go ahead and mention it...

Two elders lived in a nice home who used to go out all the time at early evening to the church for Bingo.

A robber have been studying their departing and arrival their residence for couple days.

One night the robber decides to bulzrgize their home as soon the elders went out to Bingo.

The robber spotted a little opened window so he wouldn't cause anythingto break while breaking in...

So he goes in and start with the bedroom upstair then down to the living room, as soon he grabbed the VCR player...

"I see you, Jesus see you" He heard those word and jumped around and shouted, "Who goes there?!"

No replies, he proceed to turn around to get the DVD player... and again! "I see you, Jesus see you"

Spooked "WHO GOES THERE?!" He said, seeing no on around and proceed back to his stealing...

"I see you, Jesus see you" then he look around again and turn on his flashlight and look for the voice and shoned on the parrot bird...

The bird said "I see you, Jesus see you" The robber laughed and walk over and attempted to get a cloth over the cage and see a rottweiler coming in the room. "Sic him JESUS!" said the bird.
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thats a good one!! :rofl:

do you know anyone who would really name a dog JESUS!?!? :roll:
 
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