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Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally|GlossyNews.com

Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally

Posted on January 07, 2010. Tags: activists, Animal Activists, blood, fur, motorcycle gangs, motorcycle rally, peta, protesters
Posted by Fuzzy Duffy
Activists Missing After Declaring “War on Leather” at Motorcycle Rally

Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.

“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activist groups, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.” “In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it…ergo, they should stop.”

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960’s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passers by. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’, and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

“I…I was trying to show my outrage at a man with a heavy leather jacket, and he…he didn’t even care. I called him a murderer, and all he said was, ‘You can’t prove that.’ Next thing I know he forced me to ride on the back of his motorcycle all day, and would not let me off, because his girl friend was out of town and I was almost a woman.”

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”

Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation, however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.

“That’s preposterous,” said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party! What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activists meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail. “That’s just our secret handshake,” assured the organizer.
 
Police say that is how they really found the guy... taped to the tree. LOL that is what they get for throwing fake blood on people.
 
Yeah, I agree.

Doing something like that is considered destruction of private property (expensive clothing, equipment, stuff, etc). So, that's enough to piss anyone off.

So, those activists had it coming.

(Although, the missing part does sound serious. Yet, for them to go missing... they probably did something much worse to deserve it.) :dunno:
 
:lol:

I was wondering if one was stupid enough to throw water balloons filled with red dye at a group of Bikers.
 
Yeah. It didn't happen but it should. :laugh2:
Yeah... those PETA activists need to learn to make better use of their time and money.

They claim to be on the side of animals, but they kill more animals (because they don't have the resource or time to take care of them)... when they actually have millions of dollars on hand. :roll:
 
:lol:

Every leather bound, rough looking, hairy, 'looks grumpy enough to lay you down with a fist', tattooed up the gills, biker I have ever met, has a heart of a kitten in their chests.

I can even remember one biker who had a dog with him everywhere he went. It was a very very tiny dog. I think it was a miniature teacup yorkie? He doted on the little thing, it had a bow and 'leather' vest too!

This guy was hairy, beard down to his chest, tattooes all over his arms and chest, bandana, black glasses, spurs on his boots. And he cooed to his 'baby'.

I thought it was adorable. A giant teddybear. :aw:
 
Yeah... those PETA activists need to learn to make better use of their time and money.

They claim to be on the side of animals, but they kill more animals (because they don't have the resource or time to take care of them)... when they actually have millions of dollars on hand. :roll:

Exactly!

:rolls: here too!

I love all animals very much too but I don't advocate PETA at all...they go too far, they go overboard, and are just plain stupid. What they do is total overkill, and they still kill animals anyway, so what they are doing is not effective at all to begin with.
 
:lol:

Every leather bound, rough looking, hairy, 'looks grumpy enough to lay you down with a fist', tattooed up the gills, biker I have ever met, has a heart of a kitten in their chests.

I can even remember one biker who had a dog with him everywhere he went. It was a very very tiny dog. I think it was a miniature teacup yorkie? He doted on the little thing, it had a bow and 'leather' vest too!

This guy was hairy, beard down to his chest, tattooes all over his arms and chest, bandana, black glasses, spurs on his boots. And he cooed to his 'baby'.

I thought it was adorable. A giant teddybear. :aw:

I agree!
 
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