Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be

found by posing the following question:



"You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small

children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around

the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah,

raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40,

and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you

and your family."



What do you do?



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Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the

man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would

inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What

about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the

knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does

the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a

loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society

and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to

wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get

away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this

street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make

this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is

all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and

try to come to a consensus.



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Republican's Answer:


BANG!

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Southern Republican's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....

(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips

or Hollow Points?

Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one?

Heath as a Neo-Republican. You must be

Don't you have respect to Muslim people as God totally loves them....

I'm neither....

I am a Democrat and proud of it, But, I can be a republican, It depending on who's running for the President, I did like Ronald Reagan.

I'm an independent living in the South but I would shoot like a Republican.

I am with the Southern Republican's Answer

I'm a Libertarian. I probably would have shot him, but not out of malice.

And Heath, if you're really a Christian, I suggest you re-read Matthew 5:39 and Luke 6:29. You might learn something on what Jesus would have done.

The question is flawed because a democrat wouldn't be carrying a gun in the first place.

Heath said:

I am with the Southern Republican's Answer

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Then why are you residing in North?

Teresh said:

I'm a Libertarian. I probably would have shot him, but not out of malice.

And Heath, if you're really a Christian, I suggest you re-read Matthew 5:39 and Luke 6:29. You might learn something on what Jesus would have done.

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If it really came to it. Would you want to live or die?

What about, God forbid ( only an example ) that you paid for an airplane ticket for your kids and you to come see Grandma for a family vacation then you board the airplane with your kids only to find terrorists are onboard.

Would you let the terrorists kill you?

or would you fight back, eye gouge both of the terrorist's eyes so he can not fight and crush his windpipe , slash his throat really deep with something pointy and sharp or snap his neck or grab his arm and break his arm in half leaving a gush of blood and use his ripped off arm's bone to stab him repeatedly with the shard of the bone exposing his arm into his stomach and slash his throat with the bone of the ripped off arm? Use vicious and very brutal hand to hand combat killing techniques to kill the terrorists.

Remember when you come face to face with a terrorist or bunch of terrorists.

THIS IS A WAR !!! KILL OR BE KILLED !!! WE ARE LIVING IN WARTIME U.S.A.

( I know it does not seem like it is wartime right now I pray you never have to confront terrorists but if and when you do come face to face with a terrorist then it is wartime. Do not hesitate to kill the terrorists. )

You will want to live.

Survival is very powerful that is because God gave you the gift of life.

You would fight at all costs to not allow a terrorist to take your and the kid's lives away. God knows you fought in self defense so does Jesus Christ too.

Mookie said:

Then why are you residing in North?

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Because my family needed a job up north during the late 1970's-early 1980's but now the Deep South is being blessed with booming jobs.

Heath said:

If it really came to it. Would you want to live or die?

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Live. But I also don't say I'm a Christian like you do. I don't claim to partake in a mythology I don't believe in. I agree with a lot of the teachings, but I am not a Christian. You claim to be a Christian, and yet disregard all of the teachings that disagree with your very hateful personality (which is 99% of them). You're not a Christian, stop pretending to be one. It makes real, bona fide, actual Christians look bad.

Heath said:

What about, God forbid ( only an example ) that you paid for an airplane ticket for your kids and you to come see Grandma for a family vacation then you board the airplane with your kids only to find terrorists are onboard.

Would you let the terrorists kill you?

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Again. I'd probably act. But I don't pretend to be something I'm not like you do.

Heath said:

or would you fight back, eye gouge both of the terrorist's eyes so he can not fight and crush his windpipe , slash his throat really deep with something pointy and sharp or snap his neck or grab his arm and break his arm in half leaving a gush of blood and use his ripped off arm's bone to stab him repeatedly with the shard of the bone exposing his arm into his stomach and slash his throat with the bone of the ripped off arm? Use vicious and very brutal hand to hand combat killing techniques to kill the terrorists.

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Oh, so you'd support these things? What happened to the Fifth Commandment? Or do you think that Hebrew/Christian doctrine is also wrong?

Heath said:

THIS IS A WAR !!! KILL OR BE KILLED !!! WE ARE LIVING IN WARTIME U.S.A.

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There is no war. There never was a war. There was an attack and a retaliation. That's not a war, that's a scuffle.

Heath said:

You would fight at all costs to not allow a terrorist to take your and the kid's lives away. God knows you fought in self defense so does Jesus Christ too.

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I quote, Matthew 5:39 KJV (because you like that version so much):
"But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also."

Jesus said, quite clearly and explicitly, that self defense is not a valid reason to harm other people. The fact that you're rationalizing your hatefulness as "self defense" when your supposed Lord and Saviour condemned such rationalising just shows that you don't understand the religion you claim to believe in.

Stop pretending to be a Christian, Heath. God loves you. But I assure you, Lucifer loves you much more because you do his will on a daily basis.

Teresh said:

I quote, Matthew 5:39 KJV (because you like that version so much):
"But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also."

Jesus said, quite clearly and explicitly, that self defense is not a valid reason to harm other people. The fact that you're rationalizing your hatefulness as "self defense" when your supposed Lord and Saviour condemned such rationalising just shows that you don't understand the religion you claim to believe in.

Stop pretending to be a Christian, Heath. God loves you. But I assure you, Lucifer loves you much more because you do his will on a daily basis.

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I think you misunderstand .... If it does not cost your life then turn the another cheek but if it is gonna cost your life then fight back in self defense.

Jesus Christ was a perfect person. We are not perfect.

I am not rationalizing anything here. If you were on an airplane you would fight back. If a terrorist turned the corner with a knife toward your family, you would fight back. I am a Christian and gave my life to Jesus Christ. Luicifer hates me because I pray for healing of deafness and I try to do the right things in life therefore God loves me more for that and I am a real believer in self defense. You can read an excellent article at this website link.

Arm Yourself With The Facts
Don't let emotions stand in the way of truth.

http://www.gunowners.org/sk0801.htm

Heath said:

Because my family needed a job up north during the late 1970's-early 1980's but now the Deep South is being blessed with booming jobs.

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Speaking of booming jobs, when are you gonna to move?

Heath said:

I think you misunderstand .... If it does not cost your life then turn the another cheek but if it is gonna cost your life then fight back in self defense.

Jesus Christ was a perfect person. We are not perfect.

I am not rationalizing anything here. If you were on an airplane you would fight back. If a terrorist turned the corner with a knife toward your family, you would fight back. I am a Christian and gave my life to Jesus Christ. Luicifer hates me because I pray for healing of deafness and I try to do the right things in life therefore God loves me more for that and I am a real believer in self defense. You can read an excellent article at this website link.

Arm Yourself With The Facts
Don't let emotions stand in the way of truth.

http://www.gunowners.org/sk0801.htm

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So you prefer to trust white people instead of Arab people?


















White dude's name was Timothy McVeigh. Nobody is so perfect....

Mookie said:

Speaking of booming jobs, when are you gonna to move?

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After I graduate from college.

<---democrat, but a few republicans are good.

im an independant. id rather decide on my own about issues rather than just going with a group.

Mookie said:

So you prefer to trust white people instead of Arab people?
White dude's name was Timothy McVeigh. Nobody is so perfect....

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Timothy McVeigh used his military training the wrong way so did the Arabic terrorists use their military training the wrong way too.

I have no problem with the innocent arabs who have absoutely nothing to do with terrorism.

I trust white people overwhelmingly more and that is not racist. There are some people of a different color skin I can really trust but for the most part, I prefer to be with white people. It is something that just comes natural and there is nothing wrong with wanting to be amongst our own. I am Deaf and I prefer to be with the Deaf community for many reasons, just like I prefer to be with white people for many reasons.