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07-29-2008, 12:36 AM
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favorite qoutes from movies
Olive: Grandpa, am I pretty?
Grandpa: You are the most beautiful girl in the world. Olive: You're just saying that. Grandpa: No! I'm madly in love with you and it's not because of your brains or your personality. Grandpa: Are you gettin any? You can tell me. Are you gettin' any? Dwayne: [shakes his head no] Grandpa: Christ! What are you? 15? My God man! You gotta be gettin' that young stuff! The young stuff is the best stuff in the world. You seem you're jail bait, their jail bait. It's perfect. You turn eighteen and you're looking at three to five. Grandpa: Again with the fucking chicken. Richard: Dad. Grandpa: It's always with the goddamn fucking chicken. Frank: Good night Dwayne. Dwayne: [scribbles on notepad] Don't kill yourself tonight. Frank: Not on your watch Dwayne. I wouldn't do that to you. Dwayne: [on notepad] Welcome to hell. Frank: Thanks Dwayne. Coming from you that means a lot. - little miss sunshine Josh Campbell: What do you propose we do, mein Führer? Alex Forbes: Will you give it a fucking rest, please? nigel colby: oh jack, thou loves the wench. nigel colby: i never brought anyone here before you're the first, the first. - like minds
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07-29-2008, 05:19 AM
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"You are nothing to me but another dead vampire."
-Blade "Yippee Ki Yay Motherfu**er." -Die Hard "Snakes. Why are there always snakes?" -Indiana Jones and The Raiders of The Lost Ark.
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07-29-2008, 09:40 AM
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what it is.
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"You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?"
-Tombstone "I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch scotch." "Cannonball!!" -Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy "Hansel...so hot right now...Hansel". "If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident." -Zoolander "How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?..." -Napoleon Dynamite
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07-29-2008, 03:02 PM
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...And your point is?
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Smokey and the Bandit
Buford T. Justice: If you're gonna hang out in places like this, wear a badge on your diddy Junior: [waiting for the "funeral procession] Damn, he had a lot of friends, didn't he? Buford T. Justice: If they'd a cremated the sum-bitch. I could be kickin' that Mr. Bandit's ass around the moon by now. Buford T. Justice: And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway. [begins to turn away, then returns] Buford T. Justice: Now, you can THINK about it... but don't do it! [after kicking one of the car thieves in the rear] Buford T. Justice: That's an attention-getter. |
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Love all, trust a few.
 
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The only one I can think on top of my mind is -- This is from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Both scenes just about made me laugh.
Principal SS Officer at Castle: [the Nazis burst into the room] Dr. Jones? Professor Henry Jones, Indiana Jones: Yes? Principal SS Officer at Castle: I will take zuh book now. Professor Henry Jones, Indiana Jones: Wuh-what b-book? Principal SS Officer at Castle: You have zuh diary in your pocket. Professor Henry Jones: You dolt! You think my son would be that stupid? That he would bring my diary all the way back here? [pause] Professor Henry Jones: You didn't, did you? [another pause] Professor Henry Jones: You didn't bring it, did you? Indiana Jones: Well, uh... Professor Henry Jones: You *did*! Indiana Jones: Look, can we discuss this later? Professor Henry Jones: I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers! Indiana Jones: Will you take it easy? Professor Henry Jones: Take it easy? Why do you think I sent it home in the first place? So it wouldn't fall into their hands! Indiana Jones: I came here to SAVE you! Professor Henry Jones: Oh, yeah? And who's gonna come to save you, JUNIOR? Indiana Jones: [shouts] I *told* you... Indiana Jones: [grabs a gun and shoots all soldiers dead] Indiana Jones: ...DON'T call me Junior! Professor Henry Jones: Look what you did! I can't *believe* what you did! And another scene was -- Sallah: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Junior"? Professor Henry Jones: That's his name. [points to himself] Professor Henry Jones: Henry Jones... [points to Indy] Professor Henry Jones: ...Junior. Indiana Jones: I like "Indiana." Professor Henry Jones: We named the *dog* Indiana. Marcus Brody: May we go home now, please? Sallah: The dog? [starts laughing] Sallah: You are named after the dog? HA HA HA...! Indiana Jones: I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog.
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07-30-2008, 01:07 AM
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Pulp Fiction is the greatest written movie of all time.
One of teh greatest scenes ever too  enjoy. Jules: You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vincent where you got the shit hid? Marvin: It's over there. Jules: I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying? Roger: It's in the cupboard. No, no, the one by your knees. Jules: We happy? Vincent! We happy? Vincent: Yeah, yeah, we happy. Brett: I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got your name, Vincent, right? But I didn't get... Jules: My name's Pith. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit. Brett: No, no, I just want you to know... I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and Mr. Wallace. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never... Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished. Well then, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like? Brett: What? Jules: What country are you from? Brett: What? Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What? Brett: What? Jules: English, motherfucker, do you speak it? Brett: Yes. Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'! Brett: Yes. Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like! Brett: What? Jules: Say what again. Say what again, motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time! 
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07-30-2008, 01:38 AM
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Here are a couple of my favorites from Spaceballs...
Barf: "I'm a Mog; half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend." Dark Helmet: "Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!" *the gunman turns around and is cross-eyed* Laser Gunner: "Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!" Dark Helmet: "Who made that man a gunner?" Major Asshole: "I did sir. He's my cousin." Dark Helmet: "Who is he?" Colonel Sandurz: "He's an asshole sir." Dark Helmet: "I know that! What's his name?" Colonel Sandurz: "That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!" Dark Helmet: "And his cousin?" Colonel Sandurz: "He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!" Dark Helmet: "How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?" *entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand* Entire Bridge Crew: "Yo!" Dark Helmet: "I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!"
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07-30-2008, 01:44 AM
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Subaru rules!
 
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^^ I like that one!
 Spider Man (trying to shoot a web): Go web. Fly. Up, up, and away web! Shazam! Go! Go! Go web go! Tally ho! The Simpsons Movie [Homer is whipping the dogs pulling his sled] Homer Simpson: Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Homer Simpson: [the dogs jump over a cliff] Jump! Jump! Homer Simpson: [the dogs land on the other side] Land! Land! Homer Simpson: [the dogs take a breather] Rest! Rest! Homer Simpson: [the dogs pull the sled again] Run! Run! Homer Simpson: [Homer sets up camp and begins removing the dog muzzles] Okay, I know we've had a rough day, but I'm sure we can put that all behind us and... Homer Simpson: [the dogs start attacking Homer, causing him to scream in pain] AGH! Not my whipping arm! Homer Simpson: [the dogs leave Homer stranded] Why does everything I whip leave me? The Incredibles Lucius: Honey? Honey: What? Lucius: Where's my super suit? Honey: What? Lucius: Where - is - my - super - suit? Honey: I, uh, put it away. [helicopter explodes outside] Lucius: *Where*? Honey: *Why* do you *need* to know? Lucius: I need it! [Lucius rummages through another room in his condo] Honey: Uh-uh! Don't you think about running off doing no derrin'-do. We've been planning this dinner for two months! Lucius: The public is in danger! Honey: My evening's in danger! Lucius: You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good! Honey: 'Greater good?' I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!
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 that was pretty funny when i seen that as a kid. Movie rules. HARD.
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Subaru rules!
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Cars
Fillmore: [looking at a stoplight blinking yellow] I'm tellin' you, man, every third blink is slower. Sarge: The '60s weren't good to you, were they? Mater: What's your name? Lightning McQueen: You... you don't know my name? Mater: No, uh... no, I know your name. Is your name Mater too? Harv: Where are you? I can't even find you on my GPS. Lightning McQueen: I'm in this little town called Radiator Springs. You know Route 66? It's still here! Harv: Yeah, that's great, kid. Playtime is over, pal.
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07-31-2008, 03:34 PM
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benny: why is sam outside?
joon: i kicked him out benny : why? joon: he cleaned the house - benny and joon
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