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Spring has sprung in my town!@

Thanks for the invite.

Sadly, the topic was closed after the "maternal rebuttal" was dispensed. Oh well, I assume that makes it clear who made the report to staff "those people are being mean to me". Funny thing, I am not a right to lifer. I just felt like seeing things from their perspective; then I realized how clinical the pro-choice side is in their assessment of the issue. I have a feeling the "shot over the bow" encouraged some espionage. I note my profile has been scanned, as has yours.....

Sorry, heads up omegaman thy good friend.
I am here to provide competition.

You killed my father.
Prepare to die.

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!


Watch out. I know the ways of the Saikyo kara te punishment (サイキョウ流空手) and no opponent has ever been known to survive my wrath.

*swoon*

I am not sure where I found your photo. But, you will be pleased to know that I have your photo framed on my desk.

Yeah, I was a 'celebrity' back in my old days, because as you can see, I was quite a hairy person.

They used to call me 'big foot' even though my feet are quite small. Looking back (how time flies), when that picture was taken, I was running away from these people who were chasing me with guns... I guess they probably thought I was a monster?

Anyway, thanks to modern technology, I can trim down my hairs by visiting the sheep shearers.

I have attached my high quality modelling photo, which was taken recently. You are welcome to frame my picture, too.

Excuse me... Well, as far as I know, if I can see anything below your knees, then you are wearing a mini-skirt. And, if I can see your legs above the knees, then (heaven forbid), you'd be wearing something that I cannot describe...

I haven't seen any of your naughty postcards. But, I found a picture recently... Could this be you today?



As for your boyfriend... I suppose as a vegan, he prefers to be close to nature, like plants, which can also have some form of blue and green combinations. Oh look, he has big black eyes that look like a bug. too! So, all is nice and harmony, like Mary Poppins happily singing... until he is consumed by nature; hence the saying 'survival of the fittest'. I don't know what my point is in writing this, but I am sure you will work something out..

Woah! Has anyone told you that you look stunning!? I am sure with that sexy outfit you would stop traffic; and you were probably stopping traffic when the photo was taken, right?

I can't remember ever seeing a miniskirt as elegant as yours. You must spend a lot of time in the dressing room? I can only imagine how many hours you spend when shopping for clothes; nevertheless, the end result is worth it! I like shopping, too.

As for your... boyfriend... Hmph! You didn't tell me you have a boyfriend... Anyway, he looks familiar to say the least. Is he sick?

I saw your stunning profile on mailorder brides, and now you crush what is left of my rotten heart by telling me you are not interested in a relationship? We could have had something special between us. For your reconsideration I have attached a proposal, which you may find exciting.

Thank you, Red Baron. I do change avatars frequently.