Any Interesting/Wacky Dating Stories? Online or Offline?

KStiletto · 08-19-2011, 10:33 AM

I'm into online dating, not as much as before, because most guys are either corny, cheesy, or just blah. Anywho, does anyone have any wacky stories? I'm not talking anything about being scammed, because those stories are pretty cruel, or sad. Let me think...

I met one guy whose profile pic was probably seven years prior. He was still young at the time, but looked a bit different in the pic he showed me. He ended up being really boring, so we stopped communication. I can't remember anything out of the ordinary but I will let you know if anything pops up.

I've been mostly in long relationships, so my stories are rather tame.

CSign · 08-19-2011, 11:57 AM

I once "talked to" (very briefly) a guy who said he was abducted by aliens and was completely obsessed with them.

KStiletto · 08-19-2011, 12:01 PM

I read the last part as possessed by them. I would have asked for proof.

AlleyCat · 08-19-2011, 12:41 PM

I once dated a guy (maybe 2 or 3 times) that I met on Facebook. A friend of a friend of a friend (

) and his profile pix was really nice. When we met in person he was even way hotter in person, so I was very pleasantly surprised! Usually I hear of it being the other way around.

**Rio** · 08-19-2011, 01:19 PM

Wirelessly posted

I remember, a lady telling a story about her bad date, he had this great job working for the jet propulsion company, he took her to a fine resturant. When dinner arrived, he sniffed his steak lol she couldn't believe it! Til this day, she calls him sniffy lol she didn't continue dating him. I thought that was funny

Hollykins1 · 08-19-2011, 03:30 PM

I had a nice looking, well dressed man ask me out for a date. Took me to a very nice restaurant. Towards the end of the meal, he asked what I'd like to do afterwards, but he had to keep in mind that he had an 11 o'clock curfew!

(turns out he was in some halfway house...) That was our first and last date...

rockin'robin · 08-19-2011, 03:36 PM

I dated this man that I met thru a friend...on the 1st date, he brought me flowers, which was a very nice gesure...BUT...he had sprayed himself to death with some cologne...I could not breathe and sneezed and sneezed....pleading a headache, we came home early and I never dated him again.

**Rio** · 08-19-2011, 03:41 PM

Wirelessly posted

I had a bad date, this guy talked about his ex-gf all through the night. I did say, move on and don't worry abt it. He carried on, I even told him, sorry, I am not a licensed therapist and ended the night.

Warped · 08-19-2011, 04:53 PM

Very Interesting that only females have commented in this thread until me. LOL

My story is more of an embarrassment for me. Went out on a first date with a nice woman I met online. We have been chatting nonstop for several months and had great rapport. Dinner went along great until the bill arrived and I reached into my pocket for my wallet only to find my wallet was missing!!! I checked my pants and jacket, and couldn't find it. Ran out to my car, and still couldn't find it. Had to ask my date to pay for the dinner. *facepalm*

She never talked to me again after that.

posts from hell · 08-19-2011, 05:50 PM

i don't date. people take dating seriously....

**shel90** · 08-19-2011, 06:26 PM

I dated this guy who was so into his own muscles even the one down there. He asked me if I would like him to flex it on our first date. I just laughed and said "Not now." lol

KStiletto · 08-20-2011, 08:11 AM

[QUOTE=shel90;1897731]I dated this guy who was so into his own muscles even the one down there. He asked me if I would like him to flex it on our first date. Rotflmao.. What a freak!

KStiletto · 08-20-2011, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Warped

Very Interesting that only females have commented in this thread until me. LOL

My story is more of an embarrassment for me. Went out on a first date with a nice woman I met online. We have been chatting nonstop for several months and had great rapport. Dinner went along great until the bill arrived and I reached into my pocket for my wallet only to find my wallet was missing!!! I checked my pants and jacket, and couldn't find it. Ran out to my car, and still couldn't find it. Had to ask my date to pay for the dinner. *facepalm*

She never talked to me again after that.

Did you explain to her that you forgot it?

KStiletto · 08-20-2011, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hollykins1

I had a nice looking, well dressed man ask me out for a date. Took me to a very nice restaurant. Towards the end of the meal, he asked what I'd like to do afterwards, but he had to keep in mind that he had an 11 o'clock curfew!

(turns out he was in some halfway house...) That was our first and last date...

Aww.. At first I though momma's boy or ex con. But people are usually there because they are homeless. He was better off not mentioning curfew.

dereksbicycles · 08-20-2011, 11:33 AM

I was once with an ex girlfriend and 2 of her friends. We were at her Mom's house. She knows that I usually don't like eating crust off pizza. ANyway, her Mom had gotten a large 18" pizza for 4 of us to share. My girlfriend at the time had told me, " You better eat the whole thing!! My Mom paid for it!!". That was kind of rude, I would think!!

Warped · 08-20-2011, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KStiletto

Did you explain to her that you forgot it?

Yes, I told her I lost my wallet. The only time I've ever lost my wallet in my entire life...

rebeccalj · 08-20-2011, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shel90

I dated this guy who was so into his own muscles even the one down there. He asked me if I would like him to flex it on our first date. I just laughed and said "Not now." lol

I had a date like that once. He practically begged me to look at his penis. I did not and never saw him again.

A few other dates that just want to maul me. Did not see them again either.

Only 3 men have made it past a second date in almost 6 years. The one I'm seeing now has made it to over 28 dates.

KStiletto · 08-20-2011, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rebeccalj

I had a date like that once. He practically begged me to look at his penis. I did not and never saw him again.

A few other dates that just want to maul me. Did not see them again either.

Only 3 men have made it past a second date in almost 6 years. The one I'm seeing now has made it to over 28 dates.

What's with these guys and their penises?! Funny thing is its probably small and depressed looking.. Geez. Smh. And if it were big, what would happen? Instantly hypnotized? Give me a break...They should know better. Women want a good man to have a lasting relationship, not just a giant sausage.. Ugh, now I'm hungry.

**Jiro** · 08-20-2011, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warped

Yes, I told her I lost my wallet. The only time I've ever lost my wallet in my entire life...

and plus -

Quote:

She never talked to me again after that.

I know what happened to your wallet

rebeccalj · 08-20-2011, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KStiletto

What's with these guys and their penises?! Funny thing is its probably small and depressed looking.. Geez. Smh. And if it were big, what would happen? Instantly hypnotized? Give me a break...They should know better. Women want a good man to have a lasting relationship, not just a giant sausage.. Ugh, now I'm hungry.

CAN'T.BREATHE.

SilentRider · 08-31-2011, 08:30 PM

Mine was tty mix up.. I was dating and would call her sunshine.. one day got a tty calk and it said hey this is sunshine so I thought it was my Gf.. said Lets do dinner andni agreed to meet.. turns out it was somebody else not my gf handbills was soo embarrassed that i didnt have the heart to tell her it was ideniry mix up. So had a nice friends dinner and later that night I went home and called my gf and told her what happens. She laughed her butt off and said yep u can be a klutz sometimes lol.

SilentRider · 08-31-2011, 08:33 PM

Sorry I didn't check the spelling b4 sending. Duh I'm still a klutz. Lol

Emmer · 08-31-2011, 09:36 PM

Offline dating story...

I had a "boyfriend" when younger. My first real guy to go out with, but it wasn't a very mature relationship. He gave me his hamster, who was 2 years old when I got him (average lifespan is 2 1/2 years for a hamster). It died over the summer and he got very, very mad at me and we "broke up" and he never talked to me again. I know...mature right? LOL. My first and most recent boyfriend. I mostly just have guy friends.

08-19-2011, 10:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
KStiletto Registered User Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Brooklyn, NYC Posts: 557	Any Interesting/Wacky Dating Stories? Online or Offline? I'm into online dating, not as much as before, because most guys are either corny, cheesy, or just blah. Anywho, does anyone have any wacky stories? I'm not talking anything about being scammed, because those stories are pretty cruel, or sad. Let me think... I met one guy whose profile pic was probably seven years prior. He was still young at the time, but looked a bit different in the pic he showed me. He ended up being really boring, so we stopped communication. I can't remember anything out of the ordinary but I will let you know if anything pops up. I've been mostly in long relationships, so my stories are rather tame.

08-19-2011, 01:19 PM	#5 (permalink)
Rio Patriots Rock! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Patriots lockerroom Posts: 12,250 Blog Entries: 59	Wirelessly posted I remember, a lady telling a story about her bad date, he had this great job working for the jet propulsion company, he took her to a fine resturant. When dinner arrived, he sniffed his steak lol she couldn't believe it! Til this day, she calls him sniffy lol she didn't continue dating him. I thought that was funny __________________ Ps.103:12 He washes our sins away into the ocean Brady's back Proverbs 17:9 Love prospers when a fault is forgiven, but dwelling on it separates close friends

08-19-2011, 03:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
Hollykins1 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tavares, FL Posts: 277	I had a nice looking, well dressed man ask me out for a date. Took me to a very nice restaurant. Towards the end of the meal, he asked what I'd like to do afterwards, but he had to keep in mind that he had an 11 o'clock curfew! (turns out he was in some halfway house...) That was our first and last date... __________________ DX: Meniere's Disease 6/10 HOH and learning ASL VNS: 11/2/10

08-19-2011, 03:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
Rio Patriots Rock! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Patriots lockerroom Posts: 12,250 Blog Entries: 59	Wirelessly posted I had a bad date, this guy talked about his ex-gf all through the night. I did say, move on and don't worry abt it. He carried on, I even told him, sorry, I am not a licensed therapist and ended the night. __________________ Ps.103:12 He washes our sins away into the ocean Brady's back Proverbs 17:9 Love prospers when a fault is forgiven, but dwelling on it separates close friends Last edited by Rio; 08-19-2011 at 03:42 PM.

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shel90 Let It Snow!!!! Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: A place where crabs are popular Posts: 40,307 Blog Entries: 3	I dated this guy who was so into his own muscles even the one down there. He asked me if I would like him to flex it on our first date. I just laughed and said "Not now." lol __________________ "Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it." --- Anonymous

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08-19-2011, 11:57 AM	#2 (permalink)
CSign Registered User Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Best Coast, USA Posts: 3,194	I once "talked to" (very briefly) a guy who said he was abducted by aliens and was completely obsessed with them.

08-19-2011, 12:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
KStiletto Registered User Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Brooklyn, NYC Posts: 557	I read the last part as possessed by them. I would have asked for proof.

08-19-2011, 12:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
AlleyCat Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In my time zone Posts: 10,833	I once dated a guy (maybe 2 or 3 times) that I met on Facebook. A friend of a friend of a friend ( ) and his profile pix was really nice. When we met in person he was even way hotter in person, so I was very pleasantly surprised! Usually I hear of it being the other way around.

08-19-2011, 03:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
rockin'robin Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jacksonville, Florida Posts: 15,337	I dated this man that I met thru a friend...on the 1st date, he brought me flowers, which was a very nice gesure...BUT...he had sprayed himself to death with some cologne...I could not breathe and sneezed and sneezed....pleading a headache, we came home early and I never dated him again.

08-19-2011, 04:53 PM	#9 (permalink)
Warped Registered User Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Maryland Posts: 102	Very Interesting that only females have commented in this thread until me. LOL My story is more of an embarrassment for me. Went out on a first date with a nice woman I met online. We have been chatting nonstop for several months and had great rapport. Dinner went along great until the bill arrived and I reached into my pocket for my wallet only to find my wallet was missing!!! I checked my pants and jacket, and couldn't find it. Ran out to my car, and still couldn't find it. Had to ask my date to pay for the dinner. facepalm She never talked to me again after that.

08-19-2011, 05:50 PM	#10 (permalink)
posts from hell Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 9,434	i don't date. people take dating seriously....

08-20-2011, 08:11 AM	#12 (permalink)
KStiletto Registered User Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Brooklyn, NYC Posts: 557	[QUOTE=shel90;1897731]I dated this guy who was so into his own muscles even the one down there. He asked me if I would like him to flex it on our first date. Rotflmao.. What a freak!

08-20-2011, 11:33 AM	#15 (permalink)
dereksbicycles Registered User Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: 60202 Posts: 3,817	I was once with an ex girlfriend and 2 of her friends. We were at her Mom's house. She knows that I usually don't like eating crust off pizza. ANyway, her Mom had gotten a large 18" pizza for 4 of us to share. My girlfriend at the time had told me, " You better eat the whole thing!! My Mom paid for it!!". That was kind of rude, I would think!!

08-31-2011, 08:30 PM	#21 (permalink)
SilentRider Registered User Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Ca Posts: 270 Blog Entries: 12	Mine was tty mix up.. I was dating and would call her sunshine.. one day got a tty calk and it said hey this is sunshine so I thought it was my Gf.. said Lets do dinner andni agreed to meet.. turns out it was somebody else not my gf handbills was soo embarrassed that i didnt have the heart to tell her it was ideniry mix up. So had a nice friends dinner and later that night I went home and called my gf and told her what happens. She laughed her butt off and said yep u can be a klutz sometimes lol. __________________ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

08-31-2011, 08:33 PM	#22 (permalink)
SilentRider Registered User Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Ca Posts: 270 Blog Entries: 12	Sorry I didn't check the spelling b4 sending. Duh I'm still a klutz. Lol __________________ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

08-31-2011, 09:36 PM	#23 (permalink)
Emmer Registered User Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 104 Blog Entries: 1	Offline dating story... I had a "boyfriend" when younger. My first real guy to go out with, but it wasn't a very mature relationship. He gave me his hamster, who was 2 years old when I got him (average lifespan is 2 1/2 years for a hamster). It died over the summer and he got very, very mad at me and we "broke up" and he never talked to me again. I know...mature right? LOL. My first and most recent boyfriend. I mostly just have guy friends.

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