Men magazine in bathroom

illustrator · 03-01-2004, 05:08 PM

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If your girlfriend take look at your magazine in your bathroom...

"She'll scrutinize your bathroom reading materials. If they're all work-related, she'll think you don't know how to play. If they're all ladies magazines, she'll think you like to be a player. If they're all porn magazines, she'll think you play with yourself too much."

Thank godness! I have full of newspaper in my bathroom.

sablescort · 03-01-2004, 05:37 PM

Well good thing the wife knows I dont need playboy in my bathroom....

Collectible Automobile magazine will do for me in the bathroom. Nothin' gives a hard-on like a 1935 Ford V8 Phaeton

Boult · 03-01-2004, 05:52 PM

my bathroom has stack of MacAddict magazine [ http://www.macaddict.com/magazine/index.html ]

GalaxyAngel · 03-01-2004, 05:55 PM

My bathroom is kept clean and spotless. Of course Just Towels/soaps/blah blah blah related bathroom supplies.. eheh

Accept other stuff book and rest of newspaper put on end table in living room only.... 2nd of each days throw away newspaper into the box rest for puppies' poops.. ehheeh

WhoCare · 03-01-2004, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by sablescort

Well good thing the wife knows I dont need playboy in my bathroom....

Collectible Automobile magazine will do for me in the bathroom. Nothin' gives a hard-on like a 1935 Ford V8 Phaeton

LOL good one, sablescort

I subcribed Hot Muscle and PC magazines and flyers of Sears, Canadian Tires and Home Depot.

Angel · 03-01-2004, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by sablescort

Well good thing the wife knows I dont need playboy in my bathroom....

Collectible Automobile magazine will do for me in the bathroom. Nothin' gives a hard-on like a 1935 Ford V8 Phaeton

haha...Good One!

***VamPyroX*** · 03-01-2004, 07:36 PM

I've got a few MAD magazines and Archie Digests. Those are what keep me company when I'm taking a nice long dump or resting in the bathtub.

Jaana · 03-01-2004, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by VamPyroX

I've got a few MAD magazines and Archie Digests. Those are what keep me company when I'm taking a nice long dump or resting in the bathtub.

I thought I was the only one with Archie Digests -- thanks for letting me know otherwise

***VamPyroX*** · 03-01-2004, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaana

I thought I was the only one with Archie Digests -- thanks for letting me know otherwise

I bet you feel better, eh? I have a few friends who are adults but still read those too. I usually try to get every book they release. It's usually 2 to 4 different books per week.

Mistyrose · 03-02-2004, 03:19 PM

I usually take a newspaper whenever i go for a spell in the bathroom, hehe..my husband dont read in there but he s m o k e s in there sheeeesh!
lol! at least it covers up the umm ya know....smells..LOL!

ideafspy · 03-02-2004, 03:23 PM

i don't like anyone bring the magazine or newspaper to the bathroom. The reason.... I have not read and don't want anything germ on newspaper out from bathroom.

Mistyrose · 03-02-2004, 04:22 PM

How would germs get on newspapers??? unless you wipe with newspapers, LOL!

GalaxyAngel · 03-02-2004, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ideafspy

i don't like anyone bring the magazine or newspaper to the bathroom. The reason.... I have not read and don't want anything germ on newspaper out from bathroom.

FYI.... Toilet paper made of newspaper and scraps paper etc etc... blend into the recycle...

No difference still counts germs.. (hmmmm) How can r u trust that recycle is verifty cleanest factory?

GalaxyAngel · 03-02-2004, 04:58 PM

GalaxyAngel · 03-02-2004, 05:19 PM

Bathroom issues..

Boult · 03-02-2004, 06:00 PM

actually he meant that after pooping while reading... he will wipe rear-end with toilet paper then zip up and PICK up the paper/mag (his hand is contaminated) before he washes his hand so therefore, some bacteria can end up on newspaper or whatever was brought into bathroom. So after washing hand then he would need to use lysol to spray the newspaper/magazine before finally leaving the bathroom! LOL

Boult · 03-02-2004, 06:03 PM

ever watch seinfield? where George took in a huge book about impressionst art and when he came out of bathroom, he was going to put the book back on shelve, the book store employee caught him, he asked, what are you doing? George said "what do you want me to say?" George was forced to buy the book and take it home! he tried to return it to other book store with same name. the cashier said "sorry, no return" G asked why? "It has been flagged" said she... and told him to get the book off the counter and go home.

now you know why! otherwise it was funny episode I saw yesterday~!

illustrator · 03-02-2004, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ideafspy

i don't like anyone bring the magazine or newspaper to the bathroom. The reason.... I have not read and don't want anything germ on newspaper out from bathroom.

Don't you ever wash your hand after use bathroom?

Cheri · 03-02-2004, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by VamPyroX

I've got a few MAD magazines and Archie Digests. Those are what keep me company when I'm taking a nice long dump or resting in the bathtub.

*ahem* Long dump? I thought u said u were quick.... See I was right 20 mins was ur limit..

***VamPyroX*** · 03-02-2004, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Cheri

*ahem* Long dump? I thought u said u were quick.... See I was right 20 mins was ur limit..

It's like I said... WHEN I take long dumps. I don't always take long dumps and the last time I remember reading a magazine while taking a dump was... 2 years ago! It's usually when I'm in the bath tub when I'm reading those magazines. Heh!

Mistyrose · 03-03-2004, 09:32 AM

@ you guys!!

Tousi · 03-03-2004, 12:21 PM

I got some corn cobs if anyone needs em for their bathroom.

Mistyrose · 03-03-2004, 01:22 PM

Corn cobs?... EEeeewwwWWww! iz that what old time folks use way back then when toilet paper didnt exist? LOL! Ever wonder what they used for wipin way back when? my guess would be ummm..old rags, elephant ear leaves, hay, whatever they could find..hahaha

Kalista · 03-03-2004, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Defee

Corn cobs?... EEeeewwwWWww! iz that what old time folks use way back then when toilet paper didnt exist? LOL! Ever wonder what they used for wipin way back when? my guess would be ummm..old rags, elephant ear leaves, hay, whatever they could find..hahaha

Be careful to not use Tousi's corn cob into your mouth. It will turn heater in your mouth. It will make some pop corn flying out from your mouth.

Be cautioned !

Kalista · 03-03-2004, 01:31 PM

That is very lovely toilet seat for the moderators and Alex !

Mistyrose · 03-03-2004, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sabrina

Be careful to not use Tousi's corn cob into your mouth. It will turn heater in your mouth. It will make some pop corn flying out from your mouth.

Be cautioned !

U so zilllllly!

03-01-2004, 05:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
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GalaxyAngel That's me! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Alberta,Canada Posts: 13,541	My bathroom is kept clean and spotless. Of course Just Towels/soaps/blah blah blah related bathroom supplies.. eheh Accept other stuff book and rest of newspaper put on end table in living room only.... 2nd of each days throw away newspaper into the box rest for puppies' poops.. ehheeh __________________ Parent's proud our children.

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Mistyrose Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: NewYork/sometimes Okla Posts: 3,517	I usually take a newspaper whenever i go for a spell in the bathroom, hehe..my husband dont read in there but he s m o k e s in there sheeeesh! lol! at least it covers up the umm ya know....smells..LOL! __________________ Im not deaf, im just ignoring you!

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Mistyrose Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: NewYork/sometimes Okla Posts: 3,517	Corn cobs?... EEeeewwwWWww! iz that what old time folks use way back then when toilet paper didnt exist? LOL! Ever wonder what they used for wipin way back when? my guess would be ummm..old rags, elephant ear leaves, hay, whatever they could find..hahaha __________________ Im not deaf, im just ignoring you!