Who is single here? - Page 73

whitewolf22 · 08-27-2012, 01:13 PM

first time dating ever what does that feel like? does any one know?

whitewolf22 · 08-27-2012, 01:14 PM

also birthday wishes to anyone. mine was aug 26.

pigputty · 08-27-2012, 11:54 PM

Separated from husband for 10 years. Does that count?!

garyy · 08-28-2012, 04:07 PM

How are you doing today...I'm Gary 50 and I would like to know you better

behindthemask · 08-28-2012, 07:37 PM

I am 23 and I've never even gone to first base with a woman so no girlfriend. I've always wondered what is like to have a girlfriend because the simplest thing about them excites me such as smile and eye contact. Ohhhh, I seriously need one.

MushyCookies · 08-29-2012, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by behindthemask

I am 23 and I've never even gone to first base with a woman so no girlfriend. I've always wondered what is like to have a girlfriend because the simplest thing about them excites me such as smile and eye contact. Ohhhh, I seriously need one.

Is that picture in the Avatar slot of you?

behindthemask · 08-29-2012, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MushyCookies

Is that picture in the Avatar slot of you?

Yep. It's mostly my fault because I don't really socialize much. One day though I will find the girl of my dreams. =]

MushyCookies · 08-29-2012, 07:40 PM

You are cute. Ladies should be swarming you! Haha. Hope all is well.

hippieheart57 · 08-29-2012, 08:10 PM

I am very hard to get and I want it slow and be faithful and honest, been single for a very long time and life is getting short so I better get going and start looking for woman to meet andc liked I said im hard and like to take one step at a time

DeafTim · 08-30-2012, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by behindthemask

Yep. It's mostly my fault because I don't really socialize much. One day though I will find the girl of my dreams. =]

You dont socialize b/c why? You deaf or wear hearin aid? I think deaf guys are forced not to be social people..I really believe that.

Too many audists...it only takes one audist to get their way, ya know, like a racist person. I know Im makin sense here.

I know a man who is in his 50s never moved out of his parents house,both are deceased and he's never been to first base with a woman.

He was my old neighbor..He just walk "slow". The only woman ever saw his penis was his mother...dont be that guy.

My gosh, I started receivin bj's when I was 18 0r 19...smh b/c the girls were very naughty. Most spit, but not all of them.

..just gonna find a fat chick who is hungry.

and she'll eat yo nuts.

DeafTim · 08-30-2012, 12:59 PM

Back to the topic, I am single wit' no kids.. Tell me how lucky me is.

But ladies, ya interest in me, pm me.

behindthemask · 08-30-2012, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeafTim

You dont socialize b/c why? You deaf or wear hearin aid? I think deaf guys are forced not to be social people..I really believe that.

Too many audists...it only takes one audist to get their way, ya know, like a racist person. I know Im makin sense here.

I know a man who is in his 50s never moved out of his parents house,both are deceased and he's never been to first base with a woman.

He was my old neighbor..He just walk "slow". The only woman ever saw his penis was his mother...dont be that guy.

My gosh, I started receivin bj's when I was 18 0r 19...smh b/c the girls were very naughty. Most spit, but not all of them.

..just gonna find a fat chick who is hungry.

and she'll eat yo nuts.

It's not true, many deaf people around here are very social. None of us are ashamed to be deaf so no that's not the reason why I don't socialize.

Eat my nuts? You two probably misunderstood, but nope, don't have either a dick or nuts. Wouldn't doing with a random fat chick mean sex is worthless? My right hand is doing a great job and I can wait patiently until I find a perfect girl.

**DeafBadger** · 08-30-2012, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by behindthemask

My right hand is doing a great job and I can wait patiently until I find a perfect girl.

Nobody's perfect. Besides perfection would really be boring.

**DeafBadger** · 08-30-2012, 06:41 PM

And yes, I am currently single.

I'm in my 30s, male, looking for a good female to click with.

behindthemask · 08-30-2012, 06:50 PM

True, but have you heard of the saying "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." I can say the same for perfection.

DeafTim · 08-31-2012, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by behindthemask

It's not true, many deaf people around here are very social. None of us are ashamed to be deaf so no that's not the reason why I don't socialize.

Eat my nuts? You two probably misunderstood, but nope, don't have either a dick or nuts. Wouldn't doing with a random fat chick mean sex is worthless? My right hand is doing a great job and I can wait patiently until I find a perfect girl.

Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. Im talkin about socialize in public..not on here. You must remember one thing...fat chicks need love.Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

behindthemask · 08-31-2012, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by DeafTim

Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. Im talkin about socialize in public..not on here. You must remember one thing...fat chicks need love.Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Yes, that's what I am saying. Deaf people are social in my city, in both deaf and hearing world. I'll get out of my little world when I want to. Deafness is not the issue.

Surely fat chicks need love and I assume you're talking about me too. Haha thank you for the imagination. Honestly every time I see women, I pretty much avoid them. I have had a several chances but I couldn't take a next step, it's just so terrifying! I think it's because I have no idea what I was suppose to do. Obviously I need to get out more.

MushyCookies · 08-31-2012, 02:09 AM

I was the same around the ladies. It took me a bit but after going to a few clubs, i opened up some.

behindthemask · 08-31-2012, 02:36 AM

Nice! I'm sure both girls and boys are all over you. After seeing your picture with the sexy hair of yours on tattoos, I drool a bit.

MushyCookies · 08-31-2012, 03:41 AM

Heh, actually... it is pretty dry around here Where i am. Drool-free..Beside DeafTim and his Daily Flirt attempts.. I don't get hit on often.

I was going to say the same about you

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Originally Posted by behindthemask

Nice! I'm sure both girls and boys are all over you. After seeing your picture with the sexy hair of yours on tattoos, I drool a bit.

Northpaw · 08-31-2012, 08:34 AM

Hey Folks...I am officially unrestricted free agent - single male ready to settle down with a lady. Been divorced since 1998 and dated several ladies (lost count...) and could not find a perfect one for me - but been busy with my 2 young children whom I prefer to focus on for my priority and best of welfare. Now the kids are grown up and gone to college and Europe tours.
I am being funny with this title wording cuz I follow sports

And, I work for USPS (letter carrier - running from dogs and squirrels) for 23 yrs and have owned a 3-story townhouse with 2 vacant rooms. I would like to have a roommate or a couple to help with my mortgage (romance or no romance for ladies) Men are accepted but I am into ladies, all right!!
You ladies...I would like to go out for a date (call me....

Otherwise, you want inquiry about renting...call me

One more notice - you can see I have some sense of humor, but I am not a hungry crazy untrustworthy nutty person

....

DeafTim · 08-31-2012, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by behindthemask

Yes, that's what I am saying. Deaf people are social in my city, in both deaf and hearing world. I'll get out of my little world when I want to. Deafness is not the issue.

Surely fat chicks need love and I assume you're talking about me too. Haha thank you for the imagination. Honestly every time I see women, I pretty much avoid them. I have had a several chances but I couldn't take a next step, it's just so terrifying! I think it's because I have no idea what I was suppose to do. Obviously I need to get out more.

You welcome...

I hear you,man. I was just like you when I was your age. You're shy,very shy. If she make an eye contact with you, always say hi and see how she reacts. You just need to learn more about them. They know what we like to think with.

They enjoy their womanhood.

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Originally Posted by MushyCookies

Heh, actually... it is pretty dry around here Where i am. Drool-free..Beside DeafTim and his Daily Flirt attempts.. I don't get hit on often.

Here's more droolin from me,darling.

Need a towel?

MushyCookies · 08-31-2012, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeafTim

You welcome...

I hear you,man. I was just like you when I was your age. You're shy,very shy. If she make an eye contact with you, always say hi and see how she reacts. You just need to learn more about them. They know what we think with.

They enjoy their womanhood.

Here's more droolin from me,darling.

Need a towel?

LOL i refuse to believe you were ever shy DeafTim.

Yeah, i better stop by ToyRus later and get you a bib.

Blue or pink? Your choice!

DeafTim · 08-31-2012, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MushyCookies

LOL i refuse to believe you were ever shy DeafTim.

Yeah, i better stop by ToyRus later and get you a bib.

Blue or pink? Your choice!

Oh, YOU!! Wow, you is such a smart-ass.

Do they have blue and pink condoms?

I can show you where to get them.

MushyCookies · 08-31-2012, 01:30 PM

No i don't think the store have it.

Where do you usually get it from and
is it specially made for you? I mean i don't think the regular stores have it in micros... Do they have it in colors?

Ha ha, just Nutcrackin you up like Jess. (pretty epic, yeah?)

friendybluedeaf · 08-31-2012, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Rio

This a very OLD post 4/25/2007 , we are now in 2012. I have a guy in my life

good for u!I dont have any guy. but take our time to find right guy.

friendybluedeaf · 08-31-2012, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 596007

No, he really disappeared and nobody knows for sure where he is.

wow, seem hard find him..

friendybluedeaf · 08-31-2012, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MattyinAus

I will go to USA! Your hopes seem pretty high for those American ladies getting in my world aye?

I shall thou to prepare!

LOL u funny but u never know u will find right gal in USA..

MattyinAus · 08-31-2012, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by friendybluedeaf

LOL u funny but u never know u will find right gal in USA..

Oh yea, this lady want to marry an Aussie? Hyperventilation over about Australia!?

DeafTim · 08-31-2012, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MushyCookies

No i don't think the store have it.

Where do you usually get it from and
is it specially made for you? I mean i don't think the regular stores have it in micros... Do they have it in colors?

Ha ha, just Nutcrackin you up like Jess. (pretty epic, yeah?)

You and Jess are meanies.

Go snack on my tiny raisin.

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whitewolf22 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Rosamond, CA Posts: 19	also birthday wishes to anyone. mine was aug 26.

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garyy Registered User Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Winter Park Posts: 1	How are you doing today...I'm Gary 50 and I would like to know you better

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behindthemask Registered User Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Raccoon City Posts: 453	I am 23 and I've never even gone to first base with a woman so no girlfriend. I've always wondered what is like to have a girlfriend because the simplest thing about them excites me such as smile and eye contact. Ohhhh, I seriously need one.

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hippieheart57 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Illinois Posts: 2	I am very hard to get and I want it slow and be faithful and honest, been single for a very long time and life is getting short so I better get going and start looking for woman to meet andc liked I said im hard and like to take one step at a time

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behindthemask Registered User Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Raccoon City Posts: 453	True, but have you heard of the saying "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder." I can say the same for perfection.

08-31-2012, 02:09 AM	#2178 (permalink)
MushyCookies Registered User Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Salem, Oregon. Posts: 413	I was the same around the ladies. It took me a bit but after going to a few clubs, i opened up some. __________________ May The Force Be With You.

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behindthemask Registered User Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Raccoon City Posts: 453	Nice! I'm sure both girls and boys are all over you. After seeing your picture with the sexy hair of yours on tattoos, I drool a bit. DeafTim likes this.

08-31-2012, 08:34 AM	#2181 (permalink)
Northpaw Registered User Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Frederick, MD Posts: 5	Unrestricted Free Agent Hey Folks...I am officially unrestricted free agent - single male ready to settle down with a lady. Been divorced since 1998 and dated several ladies (lost count...) and could not find a perfect one for me - but been busy with my 2 young children whom I prefer to focus on for my priority and best of welfare. Now the kids are grown up and gone to college and Europe tours. I am being funny with this title wording cuz I follow sports And, I work for USPS (letter carrier - running from dogs and squirrels) for 23 yrs and have owned a 3-story townhouse with 2 vacant rooms. I would like to have a roommate or a couple to help with my mortgage (romance or no romance for ladies) Men are accepted but I am into ladies, all right!! You ladies...I would like to go out for a date (call me.... Otherwise, you want inquiry about renting...call me One more notice - you can see I have some sense of humor, but I am not a hungry crazy untrustworthy nutty person ....

08-31-2012, 01:30 PM	#2185 (permalink)
MushyCookies Registered User Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Salem, Oregon. Posts: 413	No i don't think the store have it. Where do you usually get it from and is it specially made for you? I mean i don't think the regular stores have it in micros... Do they have it in colors? Ha ha, just Nutcrackin you up like Jess. (pretty epic, yeah?) __________________ May The Force Be With You.

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