Reasons to date a Deaf person

Sweet_KJ · 12-06-2005, 12:37 PM

Hi y'all...

I'm just creating this to give each other a laugh. Kinda like "Reasons to date a Fighter" would be "You'll always look prettier than him" or "You don't have to worry about appearing frugal eating a salad, he'll have a salad too" etc.

So, I was wondering if you guys could be creative and give fun reasons why a Deaf person would make a great date.

Enjoy!

Sweet_KJ · 12-06-2005, 12:43 PM

You can snore as loud as you can, and s/he won't be bothered at all.

diehardbiker · 12-06-2005, 01:26 PM

Reason for deaf to date with deaf is that the sad fact of 88% deafies who married with hearie ends up divorce within first 5 years!

IslandGal · 12-06-2005, 01:31 PM

Reason to date a deaf person is we can holler out loud and don't have to worry about hurting his or her ears

diehardbiker · 12-06-2005, 01:38 PM

Another reason, you could fart as loud as you'd go and not expecting any instant response. The only problem is you'd hope it won't stink bad.

IslandGal · 12-06-2005, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by diehardbiker65

Another reason, you could fart as loud as you'd go and not expecting any instant response. The only problem is you'd hope it won't stink bad.

diehardbiker · 12-06-2005, 01:41 PM

Aha another reason... you could burp as loud as you want and not worry about your date noticing anything. (Unless he or she's too close to you, phew!).

IslandGal · 12-06-2005, 01:44 PM

Another reason is you can moan LOUD in bed

diehardbiker · 12-06-2005, 01:46 PM

To be honest with this, I find deaf chick tend not to moan much like hearing. I wonder why? I love these moaning, and organism induced women! They are sure wild!

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Originally Posted by BlueButterfly

Another reason is you can moan LOUD in bed

IslandGal · 12-06-2005, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by diehardbiker65

To be honest with this, I find deaf chick tend not to moan much like hearing. I wonder why? I love these moaning, and organism induced women! They are sure wild!

I am deaf but I do moan

diehardbiker · 12-06-2005, 02:03 PM

Im speaking for general. I know some deaf chick DO moan, and I sure missed BIG time!

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Originally Posted by BlueButterfly

I am deaf but I do moan

Sweet_KJ · 12-06-2005, 02:06 PM

LOL...
Some of these are funny... mostly involving noises.

Keep it coming...

See if we can come up with something else, not involving noises...?

diehardbiker · 12-06-2005, 03:35 PM

Damn! nothing coming up? Im curious!

No paper and pen needed!

Seriously I had done with paper and pen with other deafies! UNBELIEVEABLE!!! We both had NO idea we are deaf! After about 30 minutes, I caught his wife signing to their kids. I said to myself... WAIT!!! are they deaf? So I asked them...

After that we laughed!

IslandGal · 12-06-2005, 03:46 PM

Another reason to date a deafie is understanding each other what it is like to be deaf.

DeafMommy0407 · 12-06-2005, 03:49 PM

lol those are good reasons. I am trying to think of any reasons. Hmm....

DeafMommy0407 · 12-06-2005, 03:52 PM

I got one.

How about this?

When you are with a deaf person, you can sign and talk all you want. They are more interested.

BUT

When you are with a hearing person, you can talk but they just dont listen and they just are not interested.

How about that?

Sweet_KJ · 12-06-2005, 04:09 PM

Cute.

I was looking for in general responses. Doesn't matter if you're a deaf or hearing person dating a deaf person.

DeafMommy0407 · 12-06-2005, 04:14 PM

I wouldnt date a hearing man if there were a last man on Earth. Too complicated

I rather date a deaf or HOH man. PERIOD. Less complicating.

Sweet_KJ · 12-06-2005, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DeafGeorgiaLady

I wouldnt date a hearing man if there were a last man on Earth. Too complicated

I rather date a deaf or HOH man. PERIOD. Less complicating.

That is fine. Everyone has their own personal opinions. However, this isn't what this thread is about.

It's about what you would say to the general population if they asked you "Why should we date a deaf person?" And what would your comeback be? For one, like I mentioned: "Oh, honey, you can fart, snort, and toot all you want, and it won't bother me at all, just make sure the smell doesn't come out." Something like that.

Smile.

DeafMommy0407 · 12-06-2005, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet_KJ

That is fine. Everyone has their own personal opinions. However, this isn't what this thread is about.

It's about what you would say to the general population if they asked you "Why should we date a deaf person?" And what would your comeback be? For one, like I mentioned: "Oh, honey, you can fart, snort, and toot all you want, and it won't bother me at all, just make sure the smell doesn't come out." Something like that.

Smile.

LOL yeah that is true. I felt like myself when I was with my ex. I was open to anything. I didnt care if I farted in front of him or he picked his nose when I was not looking but I saw him. LOL gross!

Heath · 12-06-2005, 05:22 PM

The soul ties to a Deaf man dating a Deaf woman is much more stronger and it is much easier to talk in ASL and also go through life much stronger with whatever challenges of gaining positve experiences, doing everyday things both Deaf couples know without needing to explain, explain etc. The connections of a shared experience is instant with no one off balance or in the dark and both Deaf couples are in the Light.

Soonersseth · 12-06-2005, 06:41 PM

deaf girls never say no lol

Loliepop · 12-06-2005, 08:34 PM

My husband (hearing) complains about me bugging him about ettiqute, I tell him that if he learns more ASL he can talk with his mouth full

(My little angels have started that though..."mom i can sign with my mouth full"
-Beth

nightvision · 12-07-2005, 11:04 AM

Dating a deaf person can be good because I am a bad singer so he does not have to know.

Lil_country_gal · 12-07-2005, 03:30 PM

because you can talk behind our back and we won't hear it.

Because you learn another launguage and can brag to your buddies

because if you don't know asl you won't know when we are pissed at you and yelling at you

Loliepop · 12-07-2005, 06:58 PM

"because if you don't know asl you won't know when we are pissed at you and yelling at you"

Oh that is SO TRUE!!! Took my hubby FOREVER to figure out I was signing stubborn, "bite me" etc...
-Beth

thewinterknight · 01-15-2006, 03:07 PM

Deaf girls are much, much more brutal than hearing girls I know from past quarrels

***VamPyroX*** · 01-15-2006, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by thewinterknight

Deaf girls are much, much more brutal than hearing girls I know from past quarrels

That's because they think they are better than hearing people. That's sometimes a problem. Deaf people thinking they're better, so they go the extra mile to take control of their own lives... but they go over the line and end up being worse than hearing people.

horselover61 · 01-15-2006, 05:03 PM

Dating with deaf or HoH in the noisy place and you can sign all you want and not to worry misunderstood where as the hearing ppl having problem understand since the noise interferring the conversation.

IslandBreeze07 · 05-01-2008, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by IslandGal

Reason to date a deaf person is we can holler out loud and don't have to worry about hurting his or her ears

So Jon YELLS so loud that the whole neighborhood can hear! He has a very resonating voice. The news people love his voice. It's the voice that does not need a sound tech right by when you are being interviewed by the news. We found out that after Hurricane Jeanne blew over some ficus trees in our old neighborhood.

AND! Jon farts as he pleases because I can't hear him! UNLESS I am in BED with him. He is still perplexed HOW I know. Like we can't feel farts? Come On!

12-06-2005, 12:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sweet_KJ * Muse * Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 722	Reasons to date a Deaf person Hi y'all... I'm just creating this to give each other a laugh. Kinda like "Reasons to date a Fighter" would be "You'll always look prettier than him" or "You don't have to worry about appearing frugal eating a salad, he'll have a salad too" etc. So, I was wondering if you guys could be creative and give fun reasons why a Deaf person would make a great date. Enjoy!

12-06-2005, 01:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
diehardbiker ... ...- .-. ... - ... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: One of Embassy Posts: 6,165	Reason for deaf to date with deaf is that the sad fact of 88% deafies who married with hearie ends up divorce within first 5 years! __________________ ... --- .-. . -. ... --- -. / -.-. --- -- -- ..- -. .. -.-. .- - .. --- -. ... / .-. --- -.-. -.- ...

12-06-2005, 01:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
diehardbiker ... ...- .-. ... - ... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: One of Embassy Posts: 6,165	Another reason, you could fart as loud as you'd go and not expecting any instant response. The only problem is you'd hope it won't stink bad. __________________ ... --- .-. . -. ... --- -. / -.-. --- -- -- ..- -. .. -.-. .- - .. --- -. ... / .-. --- -.-. -.- ...

12-06-2005, 01:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
diehardbiker ... ...- .-. ... - ... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: One of Embassy Posts: 6,165	Aha another reason... you could burp as loud as you want and not worry about your date noticing anything. (Unless he or she's too close to you, phew!). __________________ ... --- .-. . -. ... --- -. / -.-. --- -- -- ..- -. .. -.-. .- - .. --- -. ... / .-. --- -.-. -.- ...

12-06-2005, 03:35 PM	#13 (permalink)
diehardbiker ... ...- .-. ... - ... Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: One of Embassy Posts: 6,165	Damn! nothing coming up? Im curious! No paper and pen needed! Seriously I had done with paper and pen with other deafies! UNBELIEVEABLE!!! We both had NO idea we are deaf! After about 30 minutes, I caught his wife signing to their kids. I said to myself... WAIT!!! are they deaf? So I asked them... After that we laughed! __________________ ... --- .-. . -. ... --- -. / -.-. --- -- -- ..- -. .. -.-. .- - .. --- -. ... / .-. --- -.-. -.- ...

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12-06-2005, 12:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
Sweet_KJ * Muse * Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 722	You can snore as loud as you can, and s/he won't be bothered at all.

12-06-2005, 01:31 PM	#4 (permalink)
IslandGal Hi ya! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Sunshine State Posts: 4,323	Reason to date a deaf person is we can holler out loud and don't have to worry about hurting his or her ears

12-06-2005, 01:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
IslandGal Hi ya! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Sunshine State Posts: 4,323	Another reason is you can moan LOUD in bed

12-06-2005, 02:06 PM	#12 (permalink)
Sweet_KJ * Muse * Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 722	LOL... Some of these are funny... mostly involving noises. Keep it coming... See if we can come up with something else, not involving noises...?

12-06-2005, 03:46 PM	#14 (permalink)
IslandGal Hi ya! Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Sunshine State Posts: 4,323	Another reason to date a deafie is understanding each other what it is like to be deaf.

12-06-2005, 03:49 PM	#15 (permalink)
DeafMommy0407 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,659	lol those are good reasons. I am trying to think of any reasons. Hmm....

12-06-2005, 03:52 PM	#16 (permalink)
DeafMommy0407 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,659	I got one. How about this? When you are with a deaf person, you can sign and talk all you want. They are more interested. BUT When you are with a hearing person, you can talk but they just dont listen and they just are not interested. How about that?

12-06-2005, 04:09 PM	#17 (permalink)
Sweet_KJ * Muse * Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Southern California Posts: 722	Cute. I was looking for in general responses. Doesn't matter if you're a deaf or hearing person dating a deaf person.

12-06-2005, 04:14 PM	#18 (permalink)
DeafMommy0407 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2,659	I wouldnt date a hearing man if there were a last man on Earth. Too complicated I rather date a deaf or HOH man. PERIOD. Less complicating.

12-06-2005, 05:22 PM	#21 (permalink)
Heath Banned Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 7,959	The soul ties to a Deaf man dating a Deaf woman is much more stronger and it is much easier to talk in ASL and also go through life much stronger with whatever challenges of gaining positve experiences, doing everyday things both Deaf couples know without needing to explain, explain etc. The connections of a shared experience is instant with no one off balance or in the dark and both Deaf couples are in the Light.

12-06-2005, 06:41 PM	#22 (permalink)
Soonersseth Boomer Sooner Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 1,387	deaf girls never say no lol

12-06-2005, 08:34 PM	#23 (permalink)
Loliepop Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 16	Here's a reason.... My husband (hearing) complains about me bugging him about ettiqute, I tell him that if he learns more ASL he can talk with his mouth full (My little angels have started that though..."mom i can sign with my mouth full" -Beth

12-07-2005, 11:04 AM	#24 (permalink)
nightvision Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New York Posts: 16	Dating a deaf person can be good because I am a bad singer so he does not have to know.

12-07-2005, 03:30 PM	#25 (permalink)
Lil_country_gal Cowgirl Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Saint Joseph, MN Posts: 2,310	because you can talk behind our back and we won't hear it. Because you learn another launguage and can brag to your buddies because if you don't know asl you won't know when we are pissed at you and yelling at you __________________ Put some excitement between your legs.... Ride a Horse Laicy Always and Forever

12-07-2005, 06:58 PM	#26 (permalink)
Loliepop Registered User Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 16	"because if you don't know asl you won't know when we are pissed at you and yelling at you" Oh that is SO TRUE!!! Took my hubby FOREVER to figure out I was signing stubborn, "bite me" etc... -Beth

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thewinterknight Licensed Gamer Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Searching for the meaning of life Posts: 179	Deaf girls are much, much more brutal than hearing girls I know from past quarrels

01-15-2006, 05:03 PM	#29 (permalink)
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