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Had some curious thoughts about animals and their farting, guess what - lots of research information came in handy!
A lot of people are probably afraid to talk about farts. It's like a taboo subject.

Well, be afraid no longer.

The full site is over at Facts on Farts but i'll just copy some of the facts because it's so long.
Now, start discussing about your farting! I know you do it!

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Where does fart gas come from?
The gas in our intestines comes from several sources: air we swallow, gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, gas produced by chemical reactions in our guts, and gas produced by bacteria living in our guts.


What is fart gas made of?
The composition of fart gas is highly variable.
Most of the air we swallow, especially the oxygen component, is absorbed by the body before the gas gets into the intestines. By the time the air reaches the large intestine, most of what is left is nitrogen. Chemical reactions between stomach acid and intestinal fluids may produce carbon dioxide, which is also a component of air and a product of bacterial action. Bacteria also produce hydrogen and methane.
But the relative proportions of these gases that emerge from our anal opening depend on several factors: what we ate, how much air we swallowed, what kinds of bacteria we have in our intestines, and how long we hold in the fart.
The longer a fart is held in, the larger the proportion of inert nitrogen it contains, because the other gases tend to be absorbed into the bloodstream through the walls of the intestine.
A nervous person who swallows a lot of air and who moves stuff through his digestive system rapidly may have a lot of oxygen in his farts, because his body didn't have time to absorb the oxygen.
According to Dr. James L. A. Roth, the author of Gastrointestinal Gas (Ch. 17 in Gastroenterology, v. 4, 1976) most people (2/3 of adults) pass farts that contain no methane. If both parents are methane producers, their children have a 95% chance of being producers as well. The reason for this is apparently unknown. Some researchers suspect a genetic influence, whereas others think the ability is due to environmental factors. However, all methane in any farts comes from bacterial action and not from human cells.



How much gas does a normal person pass per day?
On average, a person produces about half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts.
Whereas it may be difficult for you to determine your daily flatus volume, you can certainly keep track of your daily numerical fart count. You might try this as a science fair project: Keep a journal of everything you eat and a count of your farts. You might make a note of the potency of their odor as well. See if you can discover a relationship between what you eat, how much you fart, and how much they smell.



How long does it take fart gas to travel to someone else's nose?
(Question submitted by SteF)

Fart travel time depends on atmospheric conditions such as humidity, temperature and wind speed and direction, the molecular weight of the fart particles, and the distance between the fart transmitter and the fart receiver. Farts also disperse (spread out) as they leave the source, and their potency diminishes with dilution. Generally, if the fart is not detected within a few seconds, it will be too dilute for perception and will be lost into the atmosphere forever.
Exceptional conditions exist when the fart is released into a small enclosed area such as an elevator, a small room, or a car. These conditions limit the amount of dilution possible, and the fart may remain in a smellable concentration for a long period of time, until it condenses on the walls.



Is it true that some people never fart?
No, not if they're alive. People even fart shortly after death.


Do men fart more than women?
(Submitted by Bigdude)

No, women fart just as much as men. It's just that most men take more pride in it than most women. There is a large variation among individuals in the amount of fart gas produced per day, but the variation does not correlate with gender.
I have read that men fart more often than women. If this is true, then women must be saving it up and expelling more gas per fart than men do.



Do men's farts smell worse than women's farts?
Based on what I have experienced of women's farts, all I can say is that I hope not. Scientific studies of farts show that women's farts have a higher concentration of odor-causing gases than men's farts, but men's farts have a larger volume. The two factors equalize out (the same number of stench molecules for both), so the odor is about the same.


Why do dog and cat farts smell so bad?
A carnivore's protein-rich diet produces relatively small amounts of intensely stinky gas because proteins contain lots of sulfur. A dog's or cat's farts are rarely audible, but the odor is overwhelming. I have asked biologists why dogs and cats generally fart silently, and their theories include: (1) the amount of gas produced is small, but potent, (2) the horizontal orientation of their gastrointestinal system puts less pressure on the anal opening, so the gas is expelled more slowly, (3) their anal sphincters don't close as tightly as humans' because it takes less force to hold in the contents of the colon -- again because of the horizontal orientation of the gastrointestinal system -- and a loose anus makes less sound, and, my favorite (4) dogs and cats don't feel embarrassed about farting, so their sphincters are more relaxed, leading to less noisy flatulence. My vet tells me that if a cat farts audibly, it could be a sign of pathology.
Mike F. points out that many dog foods are soy-based, so on top of all the above factors, add beans and stand back!
Large herbivorous animals such as cows, horses and elephants, on the other hand, produce vast quantities of relatively non-stinky fart gas. The farts of these animals are noisy and can go on for astoundingly long periods of time. Cows in particular are productive, in part because they swallow huge amounts of air. They need oxygen in their guts for the various protozoa employed there as digestive aids.


Do turtles fart?
(Question submitted by coolBettyann)
Yes, turtles do fart, and their farts smell incredibly bad, as do the farts of snakes. In fact, it is my opinion, based on personal experience with reptiles and not on any formal research, that many reptiles use farts as a weapon.
Reptile farts smell so bad that sometimes you can tell that one is nearby in the woods, even on a windy day, before you can see the animal. One day I was hiking through the woods in Arkansas with a friend and I told my friend, "I smell a snake fart." A second later, the snake crawled across the path. Astounding but true!
In an article published in the December 2000 issue of Discover, "the world's leading expert on snake sounds," Bruce Young of LaFayette College in Easton, Pennsylvania, affirmed that snakes do fart. The sonoran coral snake and the western hook-nosed snake fart with an audible popping sound when disturbed.


What kind of animal has the highest worldwide output of flatus?
Believe it or not, the animal that wins this honor is the humble termite. Because of their diet and digestive processes (with more than the usual microbial assistance), they produce as much methane as human industry. Termite farts are believed to be a major contributor towards global warming.



Is it possible to get stoned after inhaling two or three farts in a row?
(Question submitted by MtBfTr)
I am not aware of any intoxicating agents in flatus. However, most farts contain very little oxygen, and you may experience dizziness if you are inhaling overly concentrated fart essence, simply from lack of oxygen. On the other hand, if you are inhaling farts in the open air and are breathing rapidly in order to inhale as much fart as possible, you may be hyperventilating, which also induces dizziness.

Then there is the intrinsic hilarity factor: farts are so funny in both sound and odor that you might feel high just from the basic entertainment value of farts.



Is it true that a woman can fart out of her, shall we say, frontal opening, and if so, where does the gas come from?
(Question submitted by AiR and iabber)
Yes, it is true! The gas that emerges is simply trapped air, for there is no gas production in the genitalia of a woman. The air can enter because the system is open to the outside. This highly specialized kind of fart is sometimes called a queef. This occurs especially frequently during the sex act, when air in the genitalia gets compressed and is forced out at high pressure.

In the British Isles, this phenomenon is known as a "fanny fart." Whereas, in the United States, "fanny" refers to the buttocks, in Great Britain, the word pertains to the female pudenda.

If you were in space without a suit, would a fart have the energy to propel you forward?
(Question submitted by "Mad Panties")

Yes, a fart should propel you forward, since there is virtually no opposing force in the form of friction or gravity to counteract the force of the fart.


Where does the word "fart" come from?
(Question submitted by JM and Woodwave20)

According to Eric Partridge in his excellent book of word origins (Origins: A Short Etymological Dictionary of Modern English), our word fart comes from the Old English word feortan, presumably of echoic origin, meaning that the word was chosen to sound like the object named.


Do even movie stars fart?
(Question submitted by Mermaid2006)

Yes, of course. So do grandmothers, priests, kings, presidents, opera singers, beauty queens, and nuns. Even Yoda farts. See the Britney Smears music video "Oops, I farted again."

Is it possible to leave a brown spot on your pants because of a fart, and if so, what causes it?
Judging from what I see when I do the family's laundry, I'd say that the answer to the first question is definitely yes.
As for the causes, we must remember that what we call "fart" and what we call "poop" are just end-members of a continuum. That is, we can have a pure fart, or a pure poop, or anything in-between, depending upon the admixture of the two.
If a sample consists mostly of poop with only a small fart component, you get such things as jet-propelled bowel movements and spongy, floating fecal masses (you know, the ones that refuse to be flushed down the toilet -- they keep popping back up).
If the sample consists mostly of fart with only a small poop component, you get what is known as "skid marks" or "fart art." These can also result from inadequate wiping, but the shape of the stain is different in the two cases. Inadequate wiping leads to elongate marks parallel to one's crack, usually with well-defined edges, whereas fart art is generally more circular and has an air-brushed look.
Fart art is most likely to occur if (1) a person is suffering from diarrhea, (2) the person is trying too hard to fart, and (3) the person mistakenly perceives the pressure against his sphincter to be gas pressure rather than liquid pressure. Again, that last situation is most likely to occur if the person is afflicted with diarrhea.
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Ok, enough facts here or it'll be way too long for a posting thread. Go read the rest at the site. Then come back and post here :wave:
 
uhm... does somebody have too much time on their hands? :lol:

I guess you could say that if you wanted to!
I am a scientist undergoing a postbac in microbiology, this, as in researching, is just one of the stuff I do while not enrolled in courses :wave:.
 
I guess you could say that if you wanted to!
I am a scientist undergoing a postbac in microbiology, this, as in researching, is just one of the stuff I do while not enrolled in courses :wave:.
It's all good naisho. I was just bustin your chops due to the subject matter. I'm sure there is a lot of science behind farting. Is there a more medical or technical term for passing gas? Should anyone ever light their farts on fire?
 
Better to fart than to shart! :aw:

I added the last one on about sharting, lol.

Personally I have only done it once in a lifetime, when I get sick with something or have diarrhea. It's no fun experience for sure. :fart:


It's all good naisho. I was just bustin your chops due to the subject matter. I'm sure there is a lot of science behind farting. Is there a more medical or technical term for passing gas? Is the word "fart" slang? Should anyone ever light their farts on fire?
It's cool. I'm not sure about the medical terminology as I'm not one of those guys. But since farts originate from the intestines, I would not be surprised if it's dubbed as Gastrointestinal ___ something as the bacteria in there produce it.
On "where does the word fart come from" and lighting farts, to if farts could light matches to fart entertainment, it's answered there at the original site!
 
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:laugh2: Fartin' is a natural body function I know. I'm discreet about it (or try to be). Down South (maybe other places too), it's a big joke to fart in public. There were times when I laughed so hard, I farted (and was embarrassed).
What really turns me off is having a convo with someone and they fart! The stench! People know I'm deaf, so they figure I can't hear it (and they can get by with it), but I damn sure can smell it!

Is it really "acceptable" these days to fart whenever you like, wherever you are? In front of strangers, a line at the bank or the pharmacy? I think not!
 
Only if I could fart and put it in the tank to storage as fuel, so I can spray on the evil people. bwhahaha!
 
please lit the match after you fart.
 
When someone fart's in a movie or real life my son always bust out laughing he thinks is so funny :roll:
 
When someone fart's in a movie or real life my son always bust out laughing he thinks is so funny :roll:
Hmm...

Did he almost die laughing when he watched The Nutty Professor (with Eddie Murphy)? ;)
 
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