New Year Jokes - One Liners

rockin'robin · 01-01-2012, 10:44 AM

To kick start my New Year, I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.

When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year. I gave up thinking.

Definition of a hangover: Wrath of Grapes.

**Beowulf** · 01-01-2012, 10:48 AM

There will be a bomb scare where any comic uses these lines.

01-01-2012, 10:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
rockin'robin Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jacksonville, Florida Posts: 15,304	New Year Jokes - One Liners To kick start my New Year, I took an IQ test and the results were negative. The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year. I gave up thinking. Definition of a hangover: Wrath of Grapes.

01-01-2012, 10:48 AM	#2 (permalink)
Beowulf Premium Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 10,515	There will be a bomb scare where any comic uses these lines. __________________ .

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