How to wash your cat?

Eighty · 11-21-2011, 05:21 PM

Subject: HOW TO WASH A CAT

Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl...
Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.
At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this!
Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'.
Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Yours Sincerely,
The Dog

AlleyCat · 11-21-2011, 05:28 PM

I just had to post that to FB. What a hoot! Thanks for sharing

Frisky Feline · 11-21-2011, 05:39 PM

its a good old joke.

*hissing*

**Bottesini** · 11-21-2011, 06:47 PM

rockin'robin · 11-21-2011, 08:40 PM

Good ol' joke!

**TXgolfer** · 11-21-2011, 09:02 PM

I usually just did 12 minutes on perm press with warm water. Make sure never to wash a white cat with red clothing though. Line dry

Miss-Delectable · 11-21-2011, 09:22 PM

**Smithtr** · 11-26-2011, 07:10 PM

Good Joke funny!

***VamPyroX*** · 12-02-2011, 08:31 AM

I tried that. It didn't work.

My cat came out all blue!

11-21-2011, 05:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Eighty Registered User Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Rochester Posts: 138	How to wash your cat? Subject: HOW TO WASH A CAT Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl... Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid. At this point the cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this! Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'Power-Wash' and 'Rinse'. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. Stand well back, behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean. Yours Sincerely, The Dog

11-21-2011, 05:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
AlleyCat Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In my time zone Posts: 10,833	I just had to post that to FB. What a hoot! Thanks for sharing mbrek likes this.

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TXgolfer Dream Weaver Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Everywhere Posts: 17,700	I usually just did 12 minutes on perm press with warm water. Make sure never to wash a white cat with red clothing though. Line dry rockin'robin and charlottejail like this. __________________ Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good. - Romans 12:21 Sometimes at night, I see their faces. I feel the traces they've left on my soul

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11-21-2011, 05:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
Frisky Feline Registered User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 20,239	its a good old joke. hissing

11-21-2011, 08:40 PM	#5 (permalink)
rockin'robin Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jacksonville, Florida Posts: 15,339	Good ol' joke!

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Smithtr Siberian Husky Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 14,682	Good Joke funny! __________________

12-02-2011, 08:31 AM	#9 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: 40.18, 58.41 Posts: 34,162	I tried that. It didn't work. My cat came out all blue! __________________ Check out my city... C L I C K H E R E! (If you've already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

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