Two Priests In Hawaii

WhoCare · 06-22-2004, 09:30 PM

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make
this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.

As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some
really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses etc.

The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist"
garb... They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the
sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous topless blonde in a
thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but
stare...

As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said: "Good morning Father,
good morning Father" nodding and addressing each of them individually,
then passed on by. They were both stunned.

How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they
went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These
were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them...Once again
the two priests in mufti settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy
the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing
only a string bikini bottom came walking towards them. Again she nodded
at each of them, said "Good morning Father" and started to walk away.

One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a
minute young lady..."

"Yes?" she replied. "We are priests and proud of it, but I have to
know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?"

"Father, it's me, Sister Angela" she replied.

ROFLOL,IMAO

***VamPyroX*** · 06-22-2004, 09:46 PM

Lucky bastards!

CatoCooper13 · 06-22-2004, 10:34 PM

Old joke, but still got a chuckle out of it. Thanks.

Maria · 06-22-2004, 11:35 PM

lmao What a hilarious joke ! LOL Do you wish that you are one of those priests sittin' in that chair, watchin' one of those blonde gals wearin' in thong, eh?

WhoCare · 06-22-2004, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberRed

lmao What a hilarious joke ! LOL Do you wish that you are one of those priests sittin' in that chair, watchin' one of those blonde gals wearin' in thong, eh?

No, no, no, no. LOL

Mistyrose · 06-23-2004, 08:15 AM

LOve it!! veryy funnieeee!!

Miss-Delectable · 06-23-2004, 09:17 PM

Funny!

BabyPhat21 · 06-27-2004, 06:19 AM

kinda obvious lol

ChelEler · 06-29-2004, 01:18 PM

Day um!!! They did get caught off guard, eh?!

Good one!!

06-22-2004, 09:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
WhoCare I'm stupid!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: WhoCare, ON, Canada Posts: 401	Two Priests In Hawaii Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses etc. The next morning, they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb... They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous topless blonde in a thong bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare... As the blonde passed them, she smiled and said: "Good morning Father, good morning Father" nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them...Once again the two priests in mufti settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous topless blonde, wearing only a string bikini bottom came walking towards them. Again she nodded at each of them, said "Good morning Father" and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute young lady..." "Yes?" she replied. "We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed as we are?" "Father, it's me, Sister Angela" she replied. ROFLOL,IMAO

06-22-2004, 09:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hell Posts: 27,693	Lucky bastards! __________________ Check out my city... CLICK HERE! (If you already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

06-22-2004, 10:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
CatoCooper13 Am attached and in LOVE! Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sonoma County, California Posts: 6,418	Old joke, but still got a chuckle out of it. Thanks. __________________ Til I hold my bub in my arms.

06-23-2004, 08:15 AM	#6 (permalink)
Mistyrose Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: NewYork/sometimes Okla Posts: 3,492	LOve it!! veryy funnieeee!! __________________ Im not deaf, im just ignoring you!

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06-22-2004, 11:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
Maria Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: FLORIDA Posts: 8,645	lmao What a hilarious joke ! LOL Do you wish that you are one of those priests sittin' in that chair, watchin' one of those blonde gals wearin' in thong, eh?

06-27-2004, 06:19 AM	#8 (permalink)
BabyPhat21 Sex Univ. Head Mistress Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: CALI Posts: 3,108	kinda obvious lol

06-29-2004, 01:18 PM	#9 (permalink)
ChelEler Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,555	Day um!!! They did get caught off guard, eh?! Good one!! __________________ -ChelEler- =^.~=

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