You know your flat broke when....

rockin'robin · 07-27-2010, 06:59 PM

At communion you go back for seconds.

You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

Long distance companies don't call you to switch.

You give blood everyday.. just for the orange juice.

McDonald's is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments.

American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.

**Bottesini** · 07-27-2010, 07:00 PM

quirkylibra · 07-27-2010, 11:33 PM

posts from hell · 07-28-2010, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockin'robin

At communion you go back for seconds.

You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

Long distance companies don't call you to switch.

You give blood everyday.. just for the orange juice.

McDonald's is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments.

American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.

My friend who is a multi multi millionaire does this...

**Rio** · 07-28-2010, 06:15 PM

BLeGal2 · 07-29-2010, 01:35 AM

HILARIOUS. yet also sad since i can mentally check quite a few of these

07-27-2010, 06:59 PM	#1 (permalink)
rockin'robin Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jacksonville, Florida Posts: 15,285	You know your flat broke when.... At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. Long distance companies don't call you to switch. You give blood everyday.. just for the orange juice. McDonald's is the supplier of all your kitchen condiments. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.

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BLeGal2 Registered User Join Date: May 2010 Location: Currently, Reno Nv Posts: 298	HILARIOUS. yet also sad since i can mentally check quite a few of these