Careful what you tell kids!!!

Malfoyish · 03-19-2004, 11:51 PM

Once, there was a small boy with quite an impressionable mind.

One snowy evening, he overheard his mother and father arguing.

"Bitch!" The father bellowed at his mother.

"Asshole!" She yelled back.

The boy stepped into the bedroom. "Mommy? Daddy? What do Asshole and Bitch mean?"

"Uhhh," his mother stuttered, "It means 'boys and girls.'"

"OKay." The boy said, walking away. A little while later, his parents started to argue again.

"Your dick is nothing if not useless and flaccid!" His mother screamed at his father.

"Well, if your titties sagged any more, they'd be on the floor." His father replied.

"Mommy? Daddy?" The boy raised his eyebrow. "What's a dick? And what are titties?"

"Uhm..." His father thought. "It means 'hats and coats.'"

"Okay." The boy walked off again, beginning to get a headache from all of the arguing and fighting. But then of course, as expected, they argued some more.

"Fuck you!" His mother finally said to his father as she stormed off towards the kitchen.

"Daddy, what does Fuck mean?" The boy asked.

"Um, it means to cook."

"Okay."

"Son?" His father said, "Go on downstairs and wait for our dinner guests. I'm going to jump into the shower."

A few minutes later...the guests arrive...the little boy, remembering everything his parents "taught" him, opens the front door and says:

"Hello, Assholes and Bitches. Come on in and hang up your titties and dicks. Daddy's taking a shower and Mommy's fucking the turkey."

Liebling:-))) · 03-19-2004, 11:59 PM

It could be true.... The children learn from their parents like this.... It´s no good to influence on children´s head over this.....

We should becareful what we teach our children

03-20-2004, 05:18 AM

Good one!

CatoCooper13 · 03-20-2004, 07:30 AM

too funny!

shezzbeav · 03-20-2004, 08:10 AM

ROFLMAO!!! :lmao:

Cheri · 03-20-2004, 10:42 AM

Omg! Roflamo!! That is Very Very Funny! Poor Boy have no clue really what those words really mean....

Angel · 03-20-2004, 10:48 AM

!! Very funni

javapride · 03-20-2004, 10:42 PM

HAHAHAHAHA I REMMIED this in a e mail i had gotten ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HAHAHA I LL NEVER FORGET THAT ROFL !

***VamPyroX*** · 03-20-2004, 11:07 PM

I remember this one! This was told to me years ago by my little brother.

TweetyBird · 03-21-2004, 01:08 AM

this is sooo funny!!!

Purple · 03-21-2004, 08:10 PM

03-19-2004, 11:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Malfoyish Keepin' it real... Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: New York Posts: 2,656	Careful what you tell kids!!! Once, there was a small boy with quite an impressionable mind. One snowy evening, he overheard his mother and father arguing. "Bitch!" The father bellowed at his mother. "Asshole!" She yelled back. The boy stepped into the bedroom. "Mommy? Daddy? What do Asshole and Bitch mean?" "Uhhh," his mother stuttered, "It means 'boys and girls.'" "OKay." The boy said, walking away. A little while later, his parents started to argue again. "Your dick is nothing if not useless and flaccid!" His mother screamed at his father. "Well, if your titties sagged any more, they'd be on the floor." His father replied. "Mommy? Daddy?" The boy raised his eyebrow. "What's a dick? And what are titties?" "Uhm..." His father thought. "It means 'hats and coats.'" "Okay." The boy walked off again, beginning to get a headache from all of the arguing and fighting. But then of course, as expected, they argued some more. "Fuck you!" His mother finally said to his father as she stormed off towards the kitchen. "Daddy, what does Fuck mean?" The boy asked. "Um, it means to cook." "Okay." "Son?" His father said, "Go on downstairs and wait for our dinner guests. I'm going to jump into the shower." A few minutes later...the guests arrive...the little boy, remembering everything his parents "taught" him, opens the front door and says: "Hello, Assholes and Bitches. Come on in and hang up your titties and dicks. Daddy's taking a shower and Mommy's fucking the turkey."

03-19-2004, 11:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Liebling:-))) Hiiiiiii it's meeeeee Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Germany Posts: 24,839	It could be true.... The children learn from their parents like this.... It´s no good to influence on children´s head over this..... We should becareful what we teach our children __________________ sniffing you

03-20-2004, 07:30 AM	#4 (permalink)
CatoCooper13 Am attached and in LOVE! Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sonoma County, California Posts: 6,419	too funny! __________________ Til I hold my bub in my arms.

03-20-2004, 10:42 AM	#6 (permalink)
Cheri Premium Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: All I wanted was a white knight with a good heart, soft touch, fast horse, ride me off into the sunset Posts: 20,231	Omg! Roflamo!! That is Very Very Funny! Poor Boy have no clue really what those words really mean.... __________________

03-20-2004, 11:07 PM	#9 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hell Posts: 26,489	I remember this one! This was told to me years ago by my little brother. __________________ Check out my city... CLICK HERE! (If you already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

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03-20-2004, 05:18 AM	#3 (permalink)
Deaf258 Guest Posts: n/a	Good one!

03-20-2004, 08:10 AM	#5 (permalink)
shezzbeav ...just a bloody beaver Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 684	ROFLMAO!!! :lmao:

03-20-2004, 10:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
Angel Premium Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 18,695	!! Very funni

03-20-2004, 10:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
javapride Java's Big Island Life! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: hawaii Posts: 6,509	HAHAHAHAHA I REMMIED this in a e mail i had gotten ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HAHAHA I LL NEVER FORGET THAT ROFL !

03-21-2004, 01:08 AM	#10 (permalink)
TweetyBird LOOK AT ILY MAGNETS! Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 21,207	this is sooo funny!!!

03-21-2004, 08:10 PM	#11 (permalink)
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