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Unread 06-04-2010, 05:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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2011 GM Car

The New GM (Government Motors)
Proudly Introduces
The 2011 Obummer
This car runs on hot air, bull-shit and broken promises.
It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.
It comes complete with two Tele Prompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.
The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners.
Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL
It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!
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Unread 06-04-2010, 05:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by KristinaB View Post
The New GM (Government Motors)
Proudly Introduces
The 2011 Obummer
This car runs on hot air, bull-shit and broken promises.
It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns.
It comes complete with two Tele Prompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations.
The transparent canopy reveals the plastic smiles still on the faces of all the happy owners.
Comes in S, M, L, XL and 2XL
It won't get you to work, but hey, there aren't any jobs anyway!
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Unread 06-04-2010, 06:17 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Unread 06-05-2010, 02:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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