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Old 03-16-2004, 01:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking fortune teller for lottery

one man enter fortune teller for getting lottery s number...

MAN: Hey, fortune teller! can i ask you one thing i want to know?

Fortune teller: Sure thing! what it is, my dear?

Man: well... umm if you can tell me whats the lottery s number for tomorrow?

Fortune teller: Sure things! let me look at that fility glasses ball s bowl.. ahh

hmmm ahh hmm AH! here it is, 12-22-5-13! there you go!

Man: ok thank you so much!

man left fortune teller s build and in next day later he run back in fortune teller place again with exclited looked.

Man: THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Fortune teller: uhhh what for?

Man: I WON LOTTERY TODAY! THANK U SO MUCH!

fortune teller: ahh damn it! i just made it up to give you one....damn it! i should won this lottery!

imagaine that how fortune teller feel about this and tried that and HE DIDNT MADE IT!
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Old 03-16-2004, 01:56 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Bummer... lol.
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