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Old 03-16-2004, 01:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Globalization?

Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer:
Princess Diana's Death

Question:
How come?

Answer:
An English princess

with an Egyptian boyfriend

crashes in a French tunnel,

driving a German car

with a Dutch engine,

driven by a Belgian

who was drunk on Scottish whiskey,

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

on Japanese motorcycles,

treated by an American doctor,

using Brazillian medicines!

And this is sent to you by a Greek,

that lives in Canada,

using Bill Gates' technology,

and you're probably reading this on one of the IBM clones,

that use Taiwanese-made chips,

and a Korean-made monitor,

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

in a Singapore plant,

transported by lorries driven by Indians,

hijacked by Indonesians,

unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

trucked by Mexican illegals,

and finally sold to you by Jews.

That, my friend, is Globalization!!!
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Old 03-16-2004, 01:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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That is quite an interesting one, and quite realistic too.
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Old 03-16-2004, 07:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Aint that God-honest truth!....good one, Vamp!
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Old 03-16-2004, 08:23 AM   #4 (permalink)
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ah, that's a Good one ! (psst, i've seen this before :-)
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Old 03-16-2004, 08:33 AM   #5 (permalink)
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This was given to me by my Senior Seminar professor who was giving a lecture on Globalization. That's one of the main topics for the course.
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