Other Blonde Joke again

WhoCare · 03-10-2004, 08:21 PM

How do you drown a blond?
Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of the pool.

A blond and a brunette are walking along in a forest and the brunette says, "Oh look a dead bird."
The blond looks up at the sky and says, "Where?"

Why did the blond try to climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.

Why do blonds not make good pharmacists?
Cause they can't fit those plastic bottles in the typewriter.

Why can't blonds make kool-aid?
Cause they can't figure out how to get 2 quarts of water into that little pouch.

What do you call a row of blonds?
A wind tunnel.

What do you get when you put a group of blonds in the freezer?
Frosted flakes.

Cheri · 03-10-2004, 08:25 PM

what is up with you and the blondes jokes....hummm, I wondered if blondes are always on your mind,,,hehe

WhoCare · 03-10-2004, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cheri

what is up with you and the blondes jokes....hummm, I wondered if blondes are always on your mind,,,hehe

I like to share any kind of jokes with ppl in any forums that where I visit daily.
BTW, I'm blonde!

Cheri · 03-10-2004, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhoCare

I like to share any kind of jokes with ppl in any forums that where I visit daily.
BTW, I'm blonde!

ohhhh gotcha

***VamPyroX*** · 03-11-2004, 02:23 AM

Hmm... I'm starting to feel bad for you blondes. I think something gonna come and make you all feel better...

Teekie · 03-11-2004, 06:07 AM

good thing I'm not blonde

03-10-2004, 08:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
WhoCare I'm stupid!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: WhoCare, ON, Canada Posts: 401	Other Blonde Joke again How do you drown a blond? Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of the pool. A blond and a brunette are walking along in a forest and the brunette says, "Oh look a dead bird." The blond looks up at the sky and says, "Where?" Why did the blond try to climb the glass wall? To see what was on the other side. Why do blonds not make good pharmacists? Cause they can't fit those plastic bottles in the typewriter. Why can't blonds make kool-aid? Cause they can't figure out how to get 2 quarts of water into that little pouch. What do you call a row of blonds? A wind tunnel. What do you get when you put a group of blonds in the freezer? Frosted flakes.

03-10-2004, 08:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cheri Premium Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: All I wanted was a white knight with a good heart, soft touch, fast horse, ride me off into the sunset Posts: 20,231	what is up with you and the blondes jokes....hummm, I wondered if blondes are always on your mind,,,hehe __________________

03-11-2004, 02:23 AM	#5 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hell Posts: 26,560	Hmm... I'm starting to feel bad for you blondes. I think something gonna come and make you all feel better... __________________ Check out my city... CLICK HERE! (If you already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

03-11-2004, 06:07 AM	#6 (permalink)
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