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Old 03-08-2004, 07:13 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Why can't woman fix car??





I think I know her!!!
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Old 03-08-2004, 07:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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u mean DOLLY!!!????
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Old 03-08-2004, 08:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I wondered if she can Bring the Car up with her Breast.. heh...
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Old 03-08-2004, 08:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Gives new meaning to 'BLOW UP DOLL' doesn't it?

I don't know though, why women can't fix cars...but if you ask "Mr. Malfoyish," I'm good at BREAKING them. Tee hee. A couple of tickets, some flat tires, dead batteries...when will they ever come out with a woman-friendly car?????

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Old 03-08-2004, 08:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Gives new meaning to 'BLOW UP DOLL' doesn't it?

I don't know though, why women can't fix cars...but if you ask "Mr. Malfoyish," I'm good at BREAKING them. Tee hee. A couple of tickets, some flat tires, dead batteries...when will they ever come out with a woman-friendly car?????

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Old 03-08-2004, 09:25 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I think a lady tried to lift car up by her boobs but look like she stuck!!
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Old 03-08-2004, 09:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hahahahaha u say that u know who is then tell me who is this?
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Old 03-08-2004, 10:17 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 03-08-2004, 10:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Stay away from my car! Even if you aren't driving, stay away! Heh!
:::snort::: Sure, I'll remember that.
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Old 03-09-2004, 07:08 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I wondered if she can Bring the Car up with her Breast.. heh...

That will help her to push her car up instead of using the jack. That will save her alot of time. I may call her when my car tire flat. It will be awesome because of prevent to damage or straches on my car.

Look at my breasts ! Damn it, they are too small.
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Old 03-09-2004, 09:28 AM   #11 (permalink)
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shyyt! * walking to that big boobed bytch and popped her boobs* there, is that better now? ohhh...shes pisssed....*running away!* LOL!
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Old 03-09-2004, 09:41 AM   #12 (permalink)
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That will help her to push her car up instead of using the jack. That will save her alot of time. I may call her when my car tire flat. It will be awesome because of prevent to damage or straches on my car.

Look at my breasts ! Damn it, they are too small.
VERY FUNNY!!! Sabrina!!!!! crack me up!!!
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Old 03-09-2004, 01:10 PM   #13 (permalink)
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hahahaha yep dolly deffy needs to use that method ROFL!
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Old 03-09-2004, 04:41 PM   #14 (permalink)
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i agree with u java!!! hahahahaahhaa!!!
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Old 03-10-2004, 11:47 PM   #15 (permalink)
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is she hot?! take my advice get yourself ready baby oil and puffs
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