Well, I'll Be Damned!

SCBassist · 04-21-2010, 10:56 PM

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A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?" "My son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man." "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

Jess · 04-22-2010, 05:06 PM

BassHunter69 · 04-22-2010, 07:43 PM

lol too funny

Miss-Delectable · 04-23-2010, 01:02 AM

rf_king · 04-23-2010, 06:30 AM

pretty good

***VamPyroX*** · 04-25-2010, 04:12 PM

Ooh... good one!

Looks like the priest

himself! Hehehe!

quirkylibra · 04-25-2010, 07:48 PM

04-21-2010, 10:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
SCBassist Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Carolina Posts: 1,355	Wirelessly posted A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?" "My son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man." "Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does." __________________ Complaints Division Here

04-22-2010, 05:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
Jess Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Tampa, Florida Posts: 686 Blog Entries: 1	__________________ Official AD Nutcracker

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04-25-2010, 04:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: 40.18, 58.41 Posts: 34,162	Ooh... good one! Looks like the priest himself! Hehehe! __________________ Check out my city... C L I C K H E R E! (If you've already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

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04-22-2010, 07:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
BassHunter69 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Madison,Alabama Posts: 62	lol too funny

04-23-2010, 06:30 AM	#5 (permalink)
rf_king Registered User Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Alabama Posts: 42	pretty good

04-25-2010, 07:48 PM	#7 (permalink)
quirkylibra Registered User Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 1,702