Three people are on a train: one Russian, one Cuban, and one Deaf person

Kalista · 03-08-2004, 09:12 AM

The Russian is drinking from a bottle of vodka. She drinks about half the bottle, then throws it out the window. The Deaf person looks at her surprised. "Why did you throw out a bottle that was half full?" The Russian replies, "Oh, in my country we have plenty of vodka."

Meanwhile, the Cuban, who is smoking a rich aromatic cigar, abruptly tosses it out the window. The Deaf person is surprised again and asks, "Why did you throw out a half-smoked cigar?" The Cuban replies, "Oh, in my country we have plenty of cigars."

The Deaf person nods with interest. A little while later a hearing person walks down the aisle. The Deaf person grabs the hearing person and throws him out the window. The Russian and the Cuban look up in amazement. The Deaf person shrugs, "In my country we have plenty of hearing people!"

WhoCare · 03-08-2004, 05:09 PM

Seen it before. I admire it and love it and pride it

DEAF POWER!!!

Wild Cat · 03-19-2004, 05:59 AM

It's a cool joke... i like it and keep it.
DEAF POWER!

CatoCooper13 · 03-19-2004, 07:55 AM

Saw it heaps of time before -- still I LOVED it! WTG deafies!

Liebling:-))) · 03-19-2004, 10:21 AM

Cool!

:rofl

I can´t beleive how could you find super joke like this... I like it very much... I´ll translate & forward them to my friends.... I know they will líke it, too...

Purple · 03-21-2004, 08:14 PM

03-08-2004, 09:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
Kalista Premium Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 7,387	Three people are on a train: one Russian, one Cuban, and one Deaf person The Russian is drinking from a bottle of vodka. She drinks about half the bottle, then throws it out the window. The Deaf person looks at her surprised. "Why did you throw out a bottle that was half full?" The Russian replies, "Oh, in my country we have plenty of vodka." Meanwhile, the Cuban, who is smoking a rich aromatic cigar, abruptly tosses it out the window. The Deaf person is surprised again and asks, "Why did you throw out a half-smoked cigar?" The Cuban replies, "Oh, in my country we have plenty of cigars." The Deaf person nods with interest. A little while later a hearing person walks down the aisle. The Deaf person grabs the hearing person and throws him out the window. The Russian and the Cuban look up in amazement. The Deaf person shrugs, "In my country we have plenty of hearing people!" __________________ Enjoy the Autumn time as much as we can. The foliage are such beautiful in Vermont and New Hampshire.

03-19-2004, 07:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
CatoCooper13 Am attached and in LOVE! Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sonoma County, California Posts: 6,419	Saw it heaps of time before -- still I LOVED it! WTG deafies! __________________ Til I hold my bub in my arms.

03-19-2004, 10:21 AM	#5 (permalink)
Liebling:-))) Hiiiiiii it's meeeeee Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Germany Posts: 25,688	Cool! :rofl I can´t beleive how could you find super joke like this... I like it very much... I´ll translate & forward them to my friends.... I know they will líke it, too... __________________ sniffing you

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03-08-2004, 05:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
WhoCare I'm stupid!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: WhoCare, ON, Canada Posts: 401	Seen it before. I admire it and love it and pride it DEAF POWER!!!

03-19-2004, 05:59 AM	#3 (permalink)
Wild Cat Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Israel Posts: 10	It's a cool joke... i like it and keep it. DEAF POWER!

03-21-2004, 08:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
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