Old Fart....

rockin'robin · 03-27-2010, 01:45 PM

An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in.

The doctor tells her, "Before we proceed with the examination, I would like to talk to you about your husband first."

The old woman says, "Oh, no, it's his heart. I told him to lay off the eggs."

The doctor says, "Well, I asked your husband how he is feeling and he told me he felt great.

He said that when he got up to go to the bathroom, he opened the door and God turned the light on for him.

When he was done, he would shut the door and God would turn the light out for him."

The old woman responded, "Damn it, he's peeing in the fridge again!"

Miss-Delectable · 03-27-2010, 08:44 PM

quirkylibra · 03-27-2010, 09:38 PM

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radioman · 03-29-2010, 02:22 PM

ewwww!!! my dinner is ruined!!

SCBassist · 03-29-2010, 02:43 PM

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Uric acid is enough to condemn the fridge!

03-27-2010, 01:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
rockin'robin Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jacksonville, Florida Posts: 15,320	Old Fart.... An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the old man back into the waiting room and calls the old woman in. The doctor tells her, "Before we proceed with the examination, I would like to talk to you about your husband first." The old woman says, "Oh, no, it's his heart. I told him to lay off the eggs." The doctor says, "Well, I asked your husband how he is feeling and he told me he felt great. He said that when he got up to go to the bathroom, he opened the door and God turned the light on for him. When he was done, he would shut the door and God would turn the light out for him." The old woman responded, "Damn it, he's peeing in the fridge again!"

03-27-2010, 08:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
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03-29-2010, 02:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
SCBassist Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Carolina Posts: 1,355	Wirelessly posted Uric acid is enough to condemn the fridge! __________________ Complaints Division Here

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radioman Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the good ole USA ! Posts: 2,556	ewwww!!! my dinner is ruined!!