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I'm stupid!!
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: WhoCare, ON, Canada
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Blonde Joke
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." He sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." I love this joke. |
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♥"Concrete Angel"♥
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: thailand
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help her with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger. "He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said, "Secondly, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then" .he sighed, " let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." har har har ![]() ![]() ![]()
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Prayers for my dad.
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Location: Ohio
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I feel Offended!J.K!
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Am attached and in LOVE!
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Sowwy to say -- this is a
Jigsaw puzzle
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