WhoCare

I'm not too sure if you know those joke story or not. So what the heck, here it goes......

British Airways flight 101 from London to New York goes down and crashes in the Atlantic ocean. All passengers are un-accounted for and presumed dead. Of the passenger who didn't survive the crash were Tony Danza, Mick Jagar, and our very own WhoCare. (hehe )

The three men arrive at the Pearly Gates and wait in line with the other victims of the day to talk to St. Peter before their entry to heaven. Finally, Tony Danza steps up to St. Peter who proceeds to ask Tony a question....

"Tony, how many women have you had sexual relations with during your lifetime?" To which Tony replies, "Roughly 2 dozen." St. Peter pulls out a set of keys and hands them to Tony and replies, "Here you go Tony. These are the keys to your Ford Pinto which you can use to transport yourself through the heavens." Tony hops into the rust bucket, and drive off into the heavens.

Mick Jagar walks up to St. Peter who proceeds to ask the rock star the same question. Mick replies, "Well I've had more than my share of women your saintness. If I have to put a number on it I'd have to say well over 200." St. Peter looks at Mick and say, "Mick, you've been a bad boy. And for this reason you will receive this bicycle to get yourself around heaven." Mick hops on the bicycle and pedals his way through the Pearly Gates.

Now WhoCare steps up to the gates and is asked the same question. WhoCare replies, "Well I'm afraid my redneck ways have hindered my abilities to attract the opposite sex. In all my life I have only managed to sleep with 3 women. And two of them I had to pay to do it." St. Peter pulls out a set of keys, hands them to WhoCare, and WhoCare hops into a shiny new Dodge Viper and drives off through the Pearly Gates.

One week passes and WhoCare is taking Tony Danza for a drive through Heaven's country side in his nice new Viper. Off in the distance they see somebody lying in the ditch. They pull up and get out of the car. Off to the side they see a badly mangled bicycle, and in the ditch it's Mick Jagar looking like he had just gone 12 rounds with Lennox Lewis. They find it odd though because Mick is laughing hysterically.

Tony Danza proceeds to question Mick. "Mick, what's so funny? Here you are lying in a ditch looking like you just got hit by a Mack truck, yet you're laughing. What's so funny?"

Mick takes a moment to catch his composure and replies, " Look Tony, if you just saw the Pope ride by on a skateboard you'd be laughing too."

Deafness

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pinkster

nice one

CatoCooper13

Oooooooooooer!!! Too phunny!

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VamPyroX

Ouch! The Pope got

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Defee

thats sooo phunny!!

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