Polish Guy Canadian Wife

linneaelliott · 02-24-2004, 07:14 PM

I hope this isnt a repost, but I did a search before I copied and pasted it from e-mail. Nothing came up, so I hope you enjoy it.

Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a
year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got
on very well.
Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he
could arrange a divorce for him-"very quick". The lawyer said that
the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and
asked him he following questions:

LAWYER: Have you any grounds ?
POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms.
LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE:"No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."
LAWYER "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations are in Poland."
LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound.We
don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."
LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up?
POLE: NO, I'm always up before her.
LAWYER: is your wife a nagger?
POLE: NO, she white.
LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
POLE: SHE going to kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and
put on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover".

GalaxyAngel · 02-24-2004, 07:22 PM

Ha Ha..
Very funny!

WhoCare · 02-24-2004, 07:24 PM

Seen it before but its funny!

***VamPyroX*** · 02-24-2004, 07:54 PM

I like this one. This is a new one for me! Heh!

illustrator · 02-25-2004, 09:32 AM

lol. I like it, too!

02-24-2004, 07:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
linneaelliott Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Alabama Posts: 197	Polish Guy Canadian Wife I hope this isnt a repost, but I did a search before I copied and pasted it from e-mail. Nothing came up, so I hope you enjoy it. Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him-"very quick". The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him he following questions: LAWYER: Have you any grounds ? POLE: JA, JA, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms. LAWYER "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?" POLE: "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded. LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?" POLE:"No," he replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." LAWYER "I mean, What are your relations like?" POLE: "All my relations are in Poland." LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound.We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes." LAWYER: No, I mean Does your wife beat you up? POLE: NO, I'm always up before her. LAWYER: is your wife a nagger? POLE: NO, she white. LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce? POLE: SHE going to kill me. LAWYER: What makes you think that? POLE: I got proof. LAWYER: What kind of proof? POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover".

02-24-2004, 07:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
GalaxyAngel That's me! Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Ontario,Canada Posts: 13,455	Ha Ha.. Very funny! __________________ Parents' proud of Logan.

02-24-2004, 07:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hell Posts: 26,485	I like this one. This is a new one for me! Heh! __________________ Check out my city... CLICK HERE! (If you already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

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02-24-2004, 07:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
WhoCare I'm stupid!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: WhoCare, ON, Canada Posts: 401	Seen it before but its funny!

02-25-2004, 09:32 AM	#5 (permalink)
illustrator Love in Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Benbrook Posts: 4,594	lol. I like it, too!