Donald Duck Exposed

***Jolie77*** · 11-02-2009, 08:16 PM

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk! ," she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your bill?

Bottesini · 11-02-2009, 08:50 PM

It took me a long time to get that one!

saywhatkid · 11-02-2009, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bottesini

It took me a long time to get that one!

I think there is a line missing. "How can I breathe if you put it on my bill?"

Bottesini · 11-02-2009, 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saywhatkid

I think there is a line missing. "How can I breathe if you put it on my bill?"

HorseRace · 11-02-2009, 11:27 PM

pretty funny!

Oceanblue7 · 11-02-2009, 11:57 PM

Cute one Jolie

***VamPyroX*** · 11-03-2009, 12:28 AM

Hehehe... that's a good one.

Pepsi · 11-07-2009, 08:24 AM

11-02-2009, 08:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
*Jolie77* Love all, trust a few. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Kentucky, USA (The Bluegrass State) Posts: 8,017 Blog Entries: 1	Donald Duck Exposed Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. "Maybe they sell them at the front desk! ," she suggested. So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms. "Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald. The clerk asked, "Would you like me to put that on your bill? __________________ “Tough girls come from New York. Sweet girls, they're from Georgia. But us Kentucky girls, we have fire and ice in our blood. We can ride horses, be a debutante, throw left hooks, and drink with the boys, all the while making sweet tea, darlin'. And if we have an opinion, you know you're gonna hear it.” - Ashley Judd

11-02-2009, 08:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
Bottesini Bodhar agus leath dall Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Middle of dog pack Posts: 16,083	It took me a long time to get that one! __________________ It's a joke Nathan!

11-02-2009, 11:57 PM	#6 (permalink)
Oceanblue7 Patriots Rock! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: She Walks by faith not by sight Posts: 6,702 Blog Entries: 26	Cute one Jolie __________________ Ps.103:12 He washes our sins away into the ocean Brady's back "We have unfinished business to take care of" Randy Moss,#81, WR

11-03-2009, 12:28 AM	#7 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hell Posts: 31,473	Hehehe... that's a good one. __________________ Check out my city... CLICK HERE! (If you already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

11-07-2009, 08:24 AM	#8 (permalink)
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11-02-2009, 11:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
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