Trying to get a sample

Peachy Lady · 02-03-2004, 01:05 PM

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office and while there
the Doctor asked for a sperm count. He gave the man a jar and said, "Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's
office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well,
doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I
tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help.
She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with
her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still
nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied,"Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still
couldn't get the jar open."

**Angel** · 02-03-2004, 01:11 PM

...I thought the ladies couldn't make him______!...

....Good One PeachyLady...

**TweetyBird** · 02-03-2004, 01:14 PM

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha hahahahah!!!!!! I Am Sooo Freak Out N Laugh So Hard!!!!

**Cheri** · 02-03-2004, 01:14 PM

OMGosh!

That was the funniest one I ever seen.. won't open the jar lid? *hit myself on the head*

***VamPyroX*** · 02-03-2004, 11:06 PM

Whoa... that's a good one!

WhoCare · 02-04-2004, 07:10 AM

ROFLOL!!!
Good one, Peachy Lady

BabyPhat21 · 02-05-2004, 03:15 AM

Damn that is tricky.............i thought they were talking about something totally different.... :bj:

02-03-2004, 01:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
Peachy Lady Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,176	Trying to get a sample An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office and while there the Doctor asked for a sperm count. He gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied,"Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the jar open."

02-03-2004, 01:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
Angel ♥"Concrete Angel"♥ Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 19,089	...I thought the ladies couldn't make him______!... ....Good One PeachyLady... __________________ "When we do the best we can, we never know what miracle is brought in our life, OR in the life of another." ~ Helen Keller

02-03-2004, 01:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
Cheri Prayers for my dad. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 22,819	OMGosh! That was the funniest one I ever seen.. won't open the jar lid? hit myself on the head __________________ Avoid being a victim of a stroke, a stroke can happen to anyone at anytime. You will never know how devastating this could be until you had live through it. It affects everybody. So Support Stroke Awareness to find a cure and hope.

02-03-2004, 11:06 PM	#5 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: 40.18, 58.41 Posts: 34,136	Whoa... that's a good one! __________________ Check out my city... C L I C K H E R E! (If you've already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

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02-03-2004, 01:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
TweetyBird ... Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 21,496	Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha hahahahah!!!!!! I Am Sooo Freak Out N Laugh So Hard!!!!

02-04-2004, 07:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
WhoCare Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: WhoCare, ON, Canada Posts: 401	ROFLOL!!! Good one, Peachy Lady

02-05-2004, 03:15 AM	#7 (permalink)
BabyPhat21 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: CALI Posts: 3,107	Damn that is tricky.............i thought they were talking about something totally different.... :bj: