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Old 10-08-2009, 04:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Fact: Hummer Drivers Get Most Tickets

Hummer Drivers Get Most Tickets
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A study conducted by a statistical information company concluded that drivers of Hummers received 4.63 times the number of citations other drivers did. What do you think?


Lee Laporte,
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"Oh, that explains what the little car with the blinky roof lights was doing near me the other day."


Gordon Seals,
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"I still don't understand why I have to obey traffic laws when I'm clearly such an important person. Conveying that message was the whole reason I bought a Hummer."


Shelly Petrova,
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"That's unfair. People should only get ticketed based on what race they are."


*3 pix I posted above is the pix of themselves. 1st is the Indian man (I think). 2nd is an old Caucasian man. 3rd is older Caucasian woman)
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Old 10-08-2009, 06:10 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I've gotten pulled over 64 times, one ticket.

And yes, I've drove a hummer here and there. I don't own one though.
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Old 10-08-2009, 06:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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