Post Turtle

daystarnite · 10-08-2009, 12:03 AM

You've got to love this Rancher's outlook and common sense approach of life!

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher,
who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle,
the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle.''

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road
and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle."

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.

'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there,
he doesn't know what to do while he's up there,
and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'.

10-08-2009, 12:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
daystarnite Loving DeafCaver Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 194	Post Turtle You've got to love this Rancher's outlook and common sense approach of life! While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle.'' Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle." The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. 'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with'. __________________

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