'Dear Tide'.....

rockin'robin · 10-07-2009, 10:06 PM

Dear Tide, I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

Babyblue · 10-07-2009, 11:21 PM

Lol. I got that one in an email yesterday!

Hilarious!!

Bramus · 10-08-2009, 09:55 AM

Lol products that deliver

***VamPyroX*** · 10-08-2009, 10:36 AM

Hehehe... that's a good one!

Bottesini · 10-08-2009, 10:37 AM

10-07-2009, 10:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
rockin'robin Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jacksonville, Florida Posts: 2,786	'Dear Tide'..... Dear Tide, I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

10-08-2009, 10:36 AM	#4 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hell Posts: 31,473	Hehehe... that's a good one! __________________ Check out my city... CLICK HERE! (If you already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

10-08-2009, 10:37 AM	#5 (permalink)
Bottesini Bodhar agus leath dall Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Middle of dog pack Posts: 16,102	__________________ It's a joke Nathan!

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10-07-2009, 11:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Babyblue Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 7,539	Lol. I got that one in an email yesterday! Hilarious!!

10-08-2009, 09:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
Bramus Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Miami Posts: 349	Lol products that deliver