A young Italian girl was going on a date..

Sosie · 10-05-2009, 03:13 PM

Her Nonna said: "Sita here ana letame tella you about this-a
younga boy.
He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but don't
let him do dat. He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are
agonna likea dat too, but don'ta let him do dat eeda. But mosta
important, he's agonna try ana lay on topa you, you are agonna
really likea dat, but don'ta let him do dat for sure. Doing thata
willa disgraza our family.
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.

The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had
predicted: "And Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace our family as you
said.
When he tried to lay on top of me, I just rolled him over, got on
top of him, and disgraced HIS family!"

***Jolie77*** · 10-05-2009, 05:14 PM

That's pretty clever but, witty.

Jiro · 10-05-2009, 05:23 PM

ouch. not exactly what her nonna expected

omegaman · 10-05-2009, 05:28 PM

Me lika de joke.

JamieLynn · 10-06-2009, 01:20 AM

naughty girl... LOL

Miss-Delectable · 10-06-2009, 04:31 AM

KarissaMann05 · 10-06-2009, 04:34 AM

Ha ha She's pretty naughty.

MoonDrifter · 10-06-2009, 04:40 AM

hmmm....I have too much respect. ;D

Bramus · 10-09-2009, 12:44 AM

This one's a classic!

DeafCaver · 10-09-2009, 12:52 AM

It's a good one to be sure. Gonna pass it along at work!

10-05-2009, 03:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
Sosie Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: The North Shore Area Posts: 1,677	A young Italian girl was going on a date.. Her Nonna said: "Sita here ana letame tella you about this-a younga boy. He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but don't let him do dat. He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna likea dat too, but don'ta let him do dat eeda. But mosta important, he's agonna try ana lay on topa you, you are agonna really likea dat, but don'ta let him do dat for sure. Doing thata willa disgraza our family. With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted: "And Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace our family as you said. When he tried to lay on top of me, I just rolled him over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!"

10-05-2009, 05:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
*Jolie77* Love all, trust a few. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Kentucky, USA (The Bluegrass State) Posts: 8,017 Blog Entries: 1	That's pretty clever but, witty. __________________ “Tough girls come from New York. Sweet girls, they're from Georgia. But us Kentucky girls, we have fire and ice in our blood. We can ride horses, be a debutante, throw left hooks, and drink with the boys, all the while making sweet tea, darlin'. And if we have an opinion, you know you're gonna hear it.” - Ashley Judd

10-05-2009, 05:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jiro YOU DOMESTIC DISSENT! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The Sopranos State Posts: 22,991	ouch. not exactly what her nonna expected __________________ - Don't forget to buy Jiro's Special Edition Sunglasses for $19.95

10-05-2009, 05:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
omegaman ambient Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Remember what the doorknob said... Posts: 1,195	Me lika de joke. __________________

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10-06-2009, 01:20 AM	#5 (permalink)
JamieLynn Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,663	naughty girl... LOL

10-06-2009, 04:34 AM	#7 (permalink)
KarissaMann05 The Deaf Cougar Join Date: May 2007 Location: Salem, Oregon Posts: 4,463 Blog Entries: 13	Ha ha She's pretty naughty.

10-06-2009, 04:40 AM	#8 (permalink)
MoonDrifter Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Location: Hillsboro Posts: 1,140 Blog Entries: 1	hmmm....I have too much respect. ;D __________________ ~You only have one shot at life. Either live it or waste it~

10-09-2009, 12:44 AM	#9 (permalink)
Bramus Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Miami Posts: 349	This one's a classic!

10-09-2009, 12:52 AM	#10 (permalink)
DeafCaver Loving Daystarnite Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Chattanooga, TN Posts: 147	It's a good one to be sure. Gonna pass it along at work! __________________ Hey look cool pics: http://ralph.rigidtech.com

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