10 Reasons Why Computers are Better Than G'Friends

rockin'robin · 10-04-2009, 12:17 AM

1. You wouldn't bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend.
2. No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours in a stretch.
3. Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner.
4. Your computer doesn't mind if you are unshaved, haven't showered this week or are sitting by it in your underwear.
5. If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away.
6. No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your friends.
7. With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore.
8. A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well.
9. You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend.
10. Computers never, EVER gets a period.

Grummer · 10-04-2009, 06:50 AM

agreed, after flatting with Wanda Weldon, number 10 sure proved true

stefan2832 · 10-04-2009, 11:11 AM

JamieLynn · 10-04-2009, 11:34 AM

Number 10 is good!!!!

Sosie · 10-05-2009, 02:15 PM

MoonDrifter · 10-06-2009, 03:45 AM

hm......isn't #10 like program crashing, BSOD, unresponsive delays and so forth?

I agree that it's really funny.

11. You never have to worry about drama cause of the ON / OFF button.

MoonDrifter · 10-06-2009, 03:45 AM

hm......isn't #10 like program crashing, BSOD, unresponsive delays and so forth?

I agree that it's really funny.

11. You never have to worry about drama cause of the ON / OFF button.

PowerON · 10-08-2009, 10:26 AM

You still can dump your computer for new computer anytime.

Bramus · 10-08-2009, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoonDrifter

hm......isn't #10 like program crashing, BSOD, unresponsive delays and so forth?

I agree that it's really funny.

11. You never have to worry about drama cause of the ON / OFF button.

Starting with the fact that computers HAVE an off button

souggy · 10-08-2009, 01:58 PM

And you get to keep the implants and gifts you have given the computer... and give them to your new computer!

Wish I could do that.

Machina · 10-09-2009, 02:16 PM

12. The computer doesn't care if you leave it for a younger, thinner laptop. :X

10-04-2009, 12:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
rockin'robin Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jacksonville, Florida Posts: 15,265	10 Reasons Why Computers are Better Than G'Friends 1. You wouldn't bother to play Strip Poker all night with a girlfriend. 2. No girlfriend can hold your undivided attention for 30 hours in a stretch. 3. Your computer never wants to be taken out for dinner. 4. Your computer doesn't mind if you are unshaved, haven't showered this week or are sitting by it in your underwear. 5. If a computer gets a virus, it can be cleaned away. 6. No matter how ugly your computer is, you can show it to your friends. 7. With a computer, you can press the buttons without it getting sore. 8. A computer doesn't mind you using other computers as well. 9. You will never find your computer in bed with your best friend. 10. Computers never, EVER gets a period.

10-04-2009, 06:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
Grummer Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: In the Batcave Posts: 9,505	agreed, after flatting with Wanda Weldon, number 10 sure proved true __________________ "Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them." Albert Einstein Last edited by Grummer; 10-04-2009 at 03:35 PM.

10-04-2009, 11:11 AM	#3 (permalink)
stefan2832 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ireland Posts: 546 Blog Entries: 1	__________________ If it's not broke...don't fix it!

10-06-2009, 03:45 AM	#6 (permalink)
MoonDrifter Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Location: Hillsboro Posts: 1,140	hm......isn't #10 like program crashing, BSOD, unresponsive delays and so forth? I agree that it's really funny. 11. You never have to worry about drama cause of the ON / OFF button. __________________ ~You only have one shot at life. Either live it or waste it~

10-06-2009, 03:45 AM	#7 (permalink)
MoonDrifter Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Location: Hillsboro Posts: 1,140	hm......isn't #10 like program crashing, BSOD, unresponsive delays and so forth? I agree that it's really funny. 11. You never have to worry about drama cause of the ON / OFF button. __________________ ~You only have one shot at life. Either live it or waste it~

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10-04-2009, 11:34 AM	#4 (permalink)
JamieLynn Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 3,336	Number 10 is good!!!!

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PowerON Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: 37.5, 126.9 Posts: 10,319 Blog Entries: 5	You still can dump your computer for new computer anytime. __________________ • [Illustrator.Blog-alloon.com] • Don't shoot me! I'm only blogger!

10-08-2009, 01:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
souggy Registered User Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 9,541	And you get to keep the implants and gifts you have given the computer... and give them to your new computer! Wish I could do that. __________________ "It is my task to convince you not to turn away because you don’t understand it." - Richard Freynman

10-09-2009, 02:16 PM	#11 (permalink)
Machina Registered User Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Richmond, VA Posts: 16	12. The computer doesn't care if you leave it for a younger, thinner laptop. :X

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