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Old 10-04-2009, 01:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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7 Things to do when ur Internet Goes Down...

1. Dial 911 Immediately.
2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
3. You mean there's something else to do?
4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.
5. Work.
6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.
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Old 10-04-2009, 02:32 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I catch up my reading whenever the puter is down. I got a big pile of books to read.
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Old 10-04-2009, 02:36 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 10-04-2009, 10:46 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I do my homework when my internet goes down >.<
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Old 10-04-2009, 12:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Internet barely ever goes down here... but if it does I either watch TV or get some reading done
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Old 10-04-2009, 12:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Last time my internet went down I drove to the nearest internet cafe....... yes, I have a problem!

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Old 10-05-2009, 03:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 10-06-2009, 04:41 AM   #8 (permalink)
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heheh, I just work on my other computers
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Old 10-09-2009, 03:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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1. Dial 911 Immediately.
2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.
3. You mean there's something else to do?
4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.
5. Work.
6. Re-introduce yourself to your immediate family.
7. Get that kidney transplant you've been putting off.
I would if the internet weren't down so I could send an email!
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Old 10-09-2009, 03:21 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 10-09-2009, 05:56 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Last time my internet went down I drove to the nearest internet cafe....... yes, I have a problem!

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So do I. Can't live without Internet. Internet addiction.
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Old 10-10-2009, 12:15 AM   #12 (permalink)
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So do I. Can't live with Internet. Internet addiction.
Hi my name is CJB. And I'm an Internet-addict.
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