"Red Hat" Ladies....

rockin'robin · 09-25-2009, 04:07 PM

Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.

When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill.
She called the guy back
, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us,
my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill.

I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately,
she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.

My relief was short-lived.

Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me. Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?

The woman in me took over!

I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks,and left!!!!

stefan2832 · 09-25-2009, 04:31 PM

Thank you RR...now I'm stuck with an image of a
male butt in my mind...

.

shel90 · 09-25-2009, 04:41 PM

VERY clever!!!!

Jiro · 09-25-2009, 04:44 PM

that credit-card-thru-ass-crack was originated in MTV music video by a black rapper doing it to some ho couple years ago.

Sosie · 09-25-2009, 06:01 PM

Keep coming, Rockin'robin!!!

09-25-2009, 04:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
rockin'robin Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jacksonville, Florida Posts: 2,782	"Red Hat" Ladies.... Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back , licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me. Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks,and left!!!!

09-25-2009, 04:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
stefan2832 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ireland Posts: 324 Blog Entries: 1	Thank you RR...now I'm stuck with an image of a male butt in my mind... . __________________ If it's not broke...don't fix it!

09-25-2009, 04:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
shel90 In a pink and black world Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the land of the free Posts: 24,017 Blog Entries: 3	VERY clever!!!! __________________ Shel~ "A child educated only at school is an uneducated child." -George Santayana

09-25-2009, 04:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
Jiro YOU DOMESTIC DISSENT! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The Sopranos State Posts: 22,964	that credit-card-thru-ass-crack was originated in MTV music video by a black rapper doing it to some ho couple years ago. __________________ - Don't forget to buy Jiro's Special Edition Sunglasses for $19.95

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09-25-2009, 06:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
Sosie Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: The North Shore Area Posts: 1,677	Keep coming, Rockin'robin!!!