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Old 09-17-2009, 08:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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My Secret Crush....

Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, “surely i can’t look that old?”

i was sitting in the waiting room for my first
appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his dds diploma, which bore his fullname.

Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy withthe same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then??

Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

Hmmm,…or could he???

After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended central high school.

“yes. Yes, i did. ” he gleamed with pride.

“when did you graduate?” i asked.

He answered, “in 1957. Why do you ask?”

“you were in my class!” i exclaimed.

He looked at me closely

then, that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-bitch asked,

“what did you teach?”
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Old 09-17-2009, 08:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

Hmmm,…or could he???

After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended central high school.

“yes. Yes, i did. ” he gleamed with pride.
What a coincidence!

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“when did you graduate?” i asked.

He answered, “in 1957. Why do you ask?”

“you were in my class!” i exclaimed.

He looked at me closely

then, that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-bitch asked,

“what did you teach?”
Ouch.
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Old 09-17-2009, 09:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2009, 11:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
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