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Old 09-17-2009, 06:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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*it's a japanese comic book. 1st box - bruce lee whupped a kidnapper's ass with a flying kick. 2nd box - a woman chained to the wall yelled out - BRUCE!!! 3rd & 4th box - bruce went to pick up keys from kidnapper to unlock chains. (mind you - there are 6 locks holding her: both hands, both feet, and her breasts, and her bottom). He unlocked both of her feet. 5th box - he unlocked her breasts. 6th box - his face looks puzzled because he didn't expect to see nude breasts. 7th box - he juggled with keys which is numbered as according to lock. 8th box - he gasped and there's a missing #4 key. 9th box - he slapped and slapped and slapped around the kidnapper's face, yelling - HEY! HEY! 10th box - he yelled at kidnapper - WHERE IS KEY NUMBER 4??? and the woman yelled - B... Bruce!! #1 and #2 first!! (because #1 and #2 are for her hands and #4 is for her bottom which is probably nude)
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Old 09-17-2009, 06:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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hahahahahah hes so bad!
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Old 09-17-2009, 05:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL! however this belongs in the penisaruim section.
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