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Old 09-06-2009, 05:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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"Slaughter Your World" (captioned)

I haven't had a good laugh with musicals since I saw Nightmare Before Christmas, so I will share this one with you folks. I have a bit of a sadist humour, so please don't be offended; a friend of mine who is a big fan of horror found this on Facebook:


I took the time to caption it for you guys, since I know some people can hear the melody, but perhaps not the words... maybe some of you can't hear all the words and so on. Took me awhile to figure out where each line started and ended so it is not completely in sync. I would do a better job of splitting and syncing when he drag out a three or four words... but I am already tired right now.

If I miss a few ambient noises (like a friend said I missed a few dog yelps), I couldn't hear them... I only went by the context of the lyrics and what I remembered from the melody of the original song.

I took the lyrics from here: Slaughter Your World - Movie - Warhammer Forums

For the Deafblinds, if you remember "Part of Your World" from Disney's Little Mermaid, then you can see how the words overlay the original melody. Basically the video was created by a semi-famous webcomic that parodies World of Warcraft video-game with an undead (zombie) named Richard going around in a village slaughtering people in a sing-song voice similar to Aerial's from the Disney movie.

So, I pasted the lyrics into the quote section below complete with auditory description.

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Originally Posted by Lyrics for the Deafblind
00:00:00.0,00:00:08.6
[captioned by souggy]
[lyrics by LFG Comics]

[A blind-folded ferret with a white cane with red tip comes into the scene looking for a piano]

[Tapping keys]

[Blind-folded ferret gets on the piano's seats and start playing]

[Piano plays]

[Ferret removes blindfold and continues playing]

[applauses as piano plays]

[produced by "Blind Ferret Entertainment"]

[melody of Little Mermaid's
"Part of Your World" starts]

[boy gasps]

[stranger's hand zaps]

[mother gasps]

Excitement abounds, I almost can’t wait

Relax, I don’t want your baby – I already ate

Though I do tend to generally kill

Kill things that…don’t fight back
[chuckles]

I see this village, what does it hold?

What shall I butcher them with – fire or cold?

[villager screams]
Coming from me sure you'd think

He’s a pathological bloodthirsty
homicidal maniac
[head pops seven times]

I kill kittens and puppies and bunnies

I maim toddlers and teens and then more
[teenagers sizzle]

You see a wife – I see a widow
[gasps]

But what then? Can’t you see? I'd kill--
FOOOOOOOOOUR!

I want to incinerate and decapitate

I want to melt – want to melt some faces

Watching the peasants –
ah –
what do they call it?

Ah, grieve!
[explosion]

I suppose that being undead, there’s not much to life

A soul is needed for loving – feeling.

How does this all not make me–
ah –
what’s that word again?

Heave!

You’ve nowhere to hide, [zaps left house into flames]
nowhere to run! [zaps right house into flame]

Your village will burn like the
heart of the sun!
[hands start crackling with fire]

With infinite glee, it’s going to be me
[fiery hands flare]

That slaughters the world!
[explosion]

How could I glare into these eyes

And then not stab them?

How could I stare at their loss

And then not laugh?

I’d cut him in half

Then I’d graft

His head back onto his shoulders

For after I lop it

I’d make a puppet

On top of a--
STAAAAAAAAAAFF!

I am a lord that is sometimes bored

Have some urges and need to fulfill them

After my mayhem I simply don’t –
what’s the word?

Care!

The stench in the air

The smell of the gore

The carnage far greater than any war!

My legacy
[sighs]

Death becomes me.

I’ll slaughter the [softly] world...

[instrumental music]

[bird gets zapped]
[music fades]

[credit music]
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Old 09-06-2009, 05:59 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Nice

Great one souggy. I'm gonna put this up on my site. Do you have a site I can link back to you on?
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Old 09-06-2009, 06:04 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Great one souggy. I'm gonna put this up on my site. Do you have a site I can link back to you on?
Just my blog: Souggy's.

Heh... my hearing friends say I am missing quite a few effect sounds. *shrugs* If you want to fill those gaps in or correct the timing and length of a few words like "four," "care," "war," "world," I suppose I can send the .sub or .srt.
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excellent, thanks souggy.
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Old 09-06-2009, 07:40 AM   #5 (permalink)
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i too, sometimes have morbid humour lol, hell you'd wanna play "Postal 2" a PC game...LOL....um....never mind...its OLD...and probably impossible to get now
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