Wish Gone Bad

SCBassist · 09-06-2009, 12:32 AM

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?" The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one wish." And I said, "No shit."

WizardOfOz · 09-06-2009, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SCBassist

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?" The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one wish." And I said, "No shit."

Funny!

JamieLynn · 09-06-2009, 07:17 AM

Somehow I couldn't stop wondering as to why two guys were in a locker room (obviously naked) in the first place

Still funny joke!

Pepsi · 09-06-2009, 11:06 AM

stefan2832 · 09-06-2009, 11:08 AM

Good one!

MoonDrifter · 09-06-2009, 04:24 PM

When the guy finds out he can't do it and whines to me. I'll say, "tough shit"

CaptVids · 09-07-2009, 06:22 PM

Tough shit!!! hahahaha!

That's what I call a fudge packer... (is that REALLY inappropriate? I can't tell... I'll edit it out if it is...)

***Jolie77*** · 09-07-2009, 06:26 PM

No shit, huh? Well, He's gotta watch out for the internal combustion! Now.... That won't be good!

09-06-2009, 12:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
SCBassist ...And your point is? Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Spartanburg, SC Posts: 1,043	Wish Gone Bad Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?" The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, "I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one wish." And I said, "No shit." __________________ Complaints Division Here

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stefan2832 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ireland Posts: 322 Blog Entries: 1	Good one! __________________ If it's not broke...don't fix it!

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MoonDrifter Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Location: Hillsboro Posts: 1,140 Blog Entries: 1	When the guy finds out he can't do it and whines to me. I'll say, "tough shit" __________________ ~You only have one shot at life. Either live it or waste it~

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*Jolie77* Love all, trust a few. Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Kentucky, USA (The Bluegrass State) Posts: 8,017 Blog Entries: 1	No shit, huh? Well, He's gotta watch out for the internal combustion! Now.... That won't be good! __________________ “Tough girls come from New York. Sweet girls, they're from Georgia. But us Kentucky girls, we have fire and ice in our blood. We can ride horses, be a debutante, throw left hooks, and drink with the boys, all the while making sweet tea, darlin'. And if we have an opinion, you know you're gonna hear it.” - Ashley Judd

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09-06-2009, 07:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
JamieLynn Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,663	Somehow I couldn't stop wondering as to why two guys were in a locker room (obviously naked) in the first place Still funny joke!

09-07-2009, 06:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
CaptVids Captain Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 52	Tough shit!!! hahahaha! That's what I call a fudge packer... (is that REALLY inappropriate? I can't tell... I'll edit it out if it is...)

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