The Limo ....

rockin'robin · 09-02-2009, 08:38 AM

The Pope was getting into his limo one night when he turned to the limo driver and said, "Before I die, I would love to drive this beautiful limo just once."

"Well, here," the limo driver says, "Take the wheel, Your Holiness!"

Further down the road, the limo is stopped by a policeman who looks in the window, goes back to his squad car, calls dispatch and says, "I just pulled over someone real important and I don't know what to do."

"Well, who is it?" his dispatcher says, "The mayor? The governor? The president?"

"I don't know," the officer responds, "but the Pope's his chauffer!"

KarissaMann05 · 09-02-2009, 08:40 AM

Good one.

Pepsi · 09-02-2009, 08:46 AM

Frisky Feline · 09-02-2009, 11:02 AM

ha ha cute.

WizardOfOz · 09-02-2009, 09:13 PM

Pretty funny!

JClarke · 09-03-2009, 09:48 PM

Fine him $50,000

Bottesini · 09-03-2009, 09:52 PM

Partygirl · 09-04-2009, 03:39 PM

God??

Jiro · 09-04-2009, 03:41 PM

I dunno why I didn't lol. Maybe my sense of humor prefers something more twisted

sallylou · 09-04-2009, 09:12 PM

That's funny.

SCBassist · 09-05-2009, 04:21 AM

The Pope - DRIVE?

I'd like to know if he's above the law! LOL

09-02-2009, 08:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
rockin'robin Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jacksonville, Florida Posts: 2,782	The Limo .... The Pope was getting into his limo one night when he turned to the limo driver and said, "Before I die, I would love to drive this beautiful limo just once." "Well, here," the limo driver says, "Take the wheel, Your Holiness!" Further down the road, the limo is stopped by a policeman who looks in the window, goes back to his squad car, calls dispatch and says, "I just pulled over someone real important and I don't know what to do." "Well, who is it?" his dispatcher says, "The mayor? The governor? The president?" "I don't know," the officer responds, "but the Pope's his chauffer!"

09-02-2009, 08:46 AM	#3 (permalink)
Pepsi Premium Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 5,185	__________________

09-03-2009, 09:48 PM	#6 (permalink)
JClarke Good times, good times. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Packing bags for U.S.A Posts: 20,242 Blog Entries: 5	Fine him $50,000 __________________

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Bottesini Bodhar agus leath dall Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Middle of dog pack Posts: 16,083	__________________ It's a joke Nathan!

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Jiro YOU DOMESTIC DISSENT! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The Sopranos State Posts: 22,964	I dunno why I didn't lol. Maybe my sense of humor prefers something more twisted __________________ - Don't forget to buy Jiro's Special Edition Sunglasses for $19.95

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09-02-2009, 08:40 AM	#2 (permalink)
KarissaMann05 The Deaf Cougar Join Date: May 2007 Location: Salem, Oregon Posts: 4,463 Blog Entries: 13	Good one.

09-02-2009, 11:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
Frisky Feline Provoke, Pounce, Purr Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 5,703	ha ha cute.

09-02-2009, 09:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
WizardOfOz Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: None of your damn business! Posts: 440	Pretty funny!

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Partygirl Registered User Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ireland Posts: 207	God??

09-04-2009, 09:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
sallylou Registered User Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: My own private Idaho Posts: 2,090	That's funny.

09-05-2009, 04:21 AM	#11 (permalink)
SCBassist ...And your point is? Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Spartanburg, SC Posts: 1,043	The Pope - DRIVE? I'd like to know if he's above the law! LOL __________________ Complaints Division Here

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