What the hey, beats scratching!

S.O.B. · 08-30-2009, 11:32 PM

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. The teacher went back to investigate, only to find the boy sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your mother!" she said.

"I did," he said, "and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

Bottesini · 08-30-2009, 11:54 PM

Loghead · 08-31-2009, 12:13 AM

Ohhh that's narsty.

MoonDrifter · 08-31-2009, 01:18 AM

...not a favorable circumstance.

WizardOfOz · 08-31-2009, 06:29 PM

I wonder if the girls gave him a blowjob? Either way, that is funny!

Babyblue · 08-31-2009, 06:39 PM

Oh no!

Jiro · 08-31-2009, 06:50 PM

sexting

AlleyCat · 09-01-2009, 05:35 AM

Taken literally, huh?

Frisky Feline · 09-01-2009, 05:45 AM

how funny language can be tricky. poor boy. ha

SCBassist · 09-05-2009, 02:50 AM

Back to the principal's office...

08-30-2009, 11:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
S.O.B. Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 484	What the hey, beats scratching! A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. The teacher went back to investigate, only to find the boy sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mother!" she said. "I did," he said, "and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

08-30-2009, 11:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
Bottesini Bodhar agus leath dall Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Middle of dog pack Posts: 16,112	__________________ It's a joke Nathan!

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MoonDrifter Registered User Join Date: May 2009 Location: Hillsboro Posts: 1,140 Blog Entries: 1	...not a favorable circumstance. __________________ ~You only have one shot at life. Either live it or waste it~

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SCBassist ...And your point is? Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Spartanburg, SC Posts: 1,043	Back to the principal's office... __________________ Complaints Division Here

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08-31-2009, 12:13 AM	#3 (permalink)
Loghead Registered User Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,181	Ohhh that's narsty.

08-31-2009, 06:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
WizardOfOz Banned Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: None of your damn business! Posts: 440	I wonder if the girls gave him a blowjob? Either way, that is funny!

08-31-2009, 06:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
Babyblue Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 7,539	Oh no!

09-01-2009, 05:35 AM	#8 (permalink)
AlleyCat Chicken in a Cat Suit Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,736	Taken literally, huh?

09-01-2009, 05:45 AM	#9 (permalink)
Frisky Feline Provoke, Pounce, Purr Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 5,712	how funny language can be tricky. poor boy. ha

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